FRANCOISED

An all encompassing term used to describe an inconsiderate event that, most always, happens to an unsuspecting victim. These events can include, but are not limited to: Stealing another person's milk from the refrigerator to use in one's coffee; Stealing another person's plastic fork from the drawer in their cubicle; Splashing water on another employee and saying to him after, "it is only water"; Placing one's food in the microwave, uncovered; Removing one's hot, uncovered food from the microwave, only to leave the exploded remains behind, never to clean up; Placing one's body directly in the path of an ongoing conversation, without using the the phrase, "Excuse Me Please" and immediately speaking to one of the participants of that ongoing conversation; Failing to use common courtesy in restroom situations, such as failing to leave a buffer between one's self and another restroom participant, slamming the toilet seat down only to scare all other restroom participants, just plain making way too much noise in the restroom and disturbing other restroom participants; Leaving one's food particulate in the sink after rinsing one's dish; Placing one's food on top of another person's food so one does not have to wait in line for the microwave

Holy Shit!!! That mother fucker just francoised you!!!

I can not believe the amount times I have been francoised this morning.

If I get francoised one more time today, I am going to flip the fuck out.

You have just been francoised...

by Detective L October 27, 2010

Franconia Corn Dog

When you take a corn cob from the outhouse and use it to ream your chick, because you drank too much moonshine and can't keep it up.

"Sweet mercy, Klem, I done got so shitfaced off that New Hampshire Hooch, I gave yer cuz--my sister--one grade-a Franconia Corn Doggin'!

by Gornlo January 24, 2011

James Franco

One of the few guys in this world who are worthy of the title, 'gorgeous'. His break out role is said to be the 1999 film, Freaks and Geeks, but is also well known as his role as Harry Osbourne in the Spiderman movies.

Girl #1: wow, look at him. he's HOT!
Girl #2: Eh, he's no James Franco..

by H_omless January 8, 2006

francoise

very cute girl,, has interesting personality and an amazing smile, very loveable! funny and wonderful to be around. entertaining and always the life of the party

francoise is looking hott

by okkjs121 April 21, 2011

francomb

Francomb means legend, classic, vintage, original, unique

That goal scored by defoe was a francomb

by Jordan Francomb May 10, 2006

Dave Franco

James Franco's adorable little brother. He's also known as Davey and as seen in Funny or Die videos. He's tries 232434 times less than Zac Efron and is 545345 times hotter.

"Did you see James and Dave Franco in those Funny or Die videos?"
"Yeah, they're hilarious."

by iloveguys May 3, 2009

francois

a guy who is a focking legend

your such a focking francois dude!!!!

by 11terrance11 April 13, 2008