Penile Fracture

A horrifying (and totally real) injury in which you literally snap your dick in half, as you can guess, this can only happen when your penis is erect, if you're a man and you don't wince from reading this, you're either tough as balls or a woman

Poor Hank has never been the same since he suffered a penile fracture, from what I hear, he needs to use a tube if his wife wants to have sex now

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

nikolai fraiture

The most cutest, loveliest, sexiest, best bassist ever from the Strokes, with a daughter called Elysia, born in the summer of 2004. He is 6"2', cuts his own hair, and does not smoke. He is shy and that's what I love. I almost die because of his charm.

"We're pretty much taking all the songs that have worked the best in the past and we're using those and all of the new songs. In the short time that we've got to play them, we're trying to use what ones work the best." - Nikolai Fraiture

by MegguMe July 17, 2006

frame 1

Is used to describe the quickness/hastiness of an action. In videos games, a hitbox appears at some point during a character's attack animation. Some attacks charge-up or go through several frames before the attack lands. Frame 1 is the quickest point at which an attack can come out causing instant damage and usually stun-locking. If a person says they are doing something "frame 1" it means they are doing it instantly.

When Cyberpunk 2077 goes on preorder, you know we preordering FRAME 1!

by uninspiredradio July 10, 2019

fractally wrong

Being wrong at every conceivable scale of resolution. Zooming on every part of one's world view finds beliefs exactly as wrong as one's entire world view.

Dude, you must not join this cult, they're fractally wrong.

by Sarasti 9 From Outer Space May 10, 2008

frame fuck

During the process of film editing, show runners, head writers, and the like, can, and very often do, focus on miniscule details in a large project. These minor changes will have no overall effect in how the finished product is received by the intended audience, nor does it necessarily make the finished film any better. However it does allow a valve for overactive Ego's to vent. Once the generally non creative individual "puts their stamp" on the project, the rest of us can go about the business of actually getting the work done and meeting our air dates.

I could frame fuck this sequence all night, fact of the matter is, nobody gives a shit when the character blinks. If they are watching him blink, the scene is a failure. You moron.

by Brold July 20, 2009

fractured but whole

the second video game based on South Park animation series after stick of truth. in this game kids will be playing superheroes.

person 1: Dude another south park game will be out soon.
person2: what's the name?
person 1: fractured but whole.
person 2: dies of enthusiasm.

by the other Eric Cartman July 29, 2015

Famtourage

If you have met or exceeded the seating capacity of a Dodge Caravan, you have a famtourage.

Victoria was invited to a birthday party that included the family. The host was surprised to learn she was part of a famtourage. Under her breath we heard
"I hope we have enough cake".

by Miss Lizzy Blizz September 3, 2009