fraturated

When one is unable to stomach hanging out in a basement full of bad beer, urine, empty plastic cups, testosterone, and legions of horny bros

After spending weeks going out to frats, during which her primary activity was rejecting drunken tools, Sarah realized that she was completely fraturated.

by Avio_Green September 17, 2010

Flatulated

Definition 1: Flatulated is flatulence in the past tense. It is the passing of gas from one's anus. It is the brief period after a minor explosion happens between one's legs.

Definition 2: Flatulated is a childishly gross and obscene "Cult Classic" death metal band from San Antonio, TX. Flatulated combines old school death metal with traditional song writing and well thought out lyrics in a disgusting story telling fashion.

Example 1: "Dude, I totally flatulated in your face. Did you smell that?"

Example 2: Dude 1; "Dude, Flatulated totally freaking rules! I'm like totally their biggest fan" Dude 2; "Like OMG, Me too dude, they're my favorite band!"

by Flatulated Phil October 2, 2010

Fracturite

Description: Often a contributor to the long running punk rock 'zine 'Fracture', the Fracturite is typically a bearded male in his early-mid thirties with a love for any music which sounds remotely like Sunderland dignitaries Leatherface.

Habitat: A house in any one of Leeds, London or Wakefield. Fills the message boards at www.fractureforum.co.uk with crap while goofing off at work between 9-5. Evenings are usually spent down 'The Well', travelling to see a scene band or pouring guts out in column form ('DS' is a particularly common offender here)

Idiosynchrosies: Being Punk Rock in the least Punk Rock way possible through fostering a love for alt-country, indie rock or hiking.

Remains is king of the Fracturites!

by Rocky Balboa February 11, 2004

flatulate (verb)

to expel abdominal gas via the rectum; to fart. Variants: flatulation (noun)a fart; flatulatory (adj).

He experienced the embryonic manifestations of defecation marked by sudden abdominal discomfort and then flatulated; after coppin' a squat on the hopper, a flatulatory plop splashed his ass!

by weave March 19, 2003

Flactupate

To fart in a non-uniform manner as in fluctuate in flatulance.

The guard at the gallery kept distracting me from watching art by flactupating.

OR

Don't flactupate, just get it over with in one go.

by dexgen January 15, 2011

Facturate

A redundantly accurate fact.

What goes up, must come down, to the ground. It's quite facturate.

by backotruck May 15, 2012

factuate

To determine or authenticate as fact.

Whether or not someone is stupid is not something that you can factuate.

by wordmaker1122 December 25, 2010