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Persistent Forsyth Syndrome

A rare medical condition, first posited by Nelson on the BBC TV puppet comedy Mongrels, which causes patients given twenty four hour care to live for years and years and years, despite having multiple diseases, ailments and genetic disorders that would otherwise fatal.
"Still, not being horrible or nothing but he probably won't last that long."

"That's the truly wonderful thing actually. He's got a condition called "Persistent Forsyth Syndrome". Given twenty-four hour care, he'll live for years and years and years. And years. And years. And years. Which is obviously *yawn* really great news."
by alexturgid May 20, 2012
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Bruce Forsyth

While constipated and sitting on the toilet straining, you may find yourself with your fist pressed up against your forehead, and a gurning expression on your face. This level of constipation is termed a "Bruce Forsyth". You will resemble a pose made famous by a popular UK entertainer Bruce Forsyth, which he would perform not long after appearing in front of an audience.
My god, im so stuffed up, I ended up having a bruce forsyth on the loo. Thankfully i got a brucie bonus so no damage done ;)
by BouncyBrian May 28, 2014
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South Forsyth Middle School

Most of the people here are assholes with a future of working at McDonalds. Homophobic, transphobic, racist, ableist, trump supporting assholes. The middle of Northern Georgia.
Hey you go to South Forsyth Middle School?
Yes, everyone there is racist af
by some.gay.kid May 24, 2022
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East Forsyth High School

This is one of the most depressing schools in Forsyth county. Establish during the 2021 COVID pandemic the people who run this school have know idea what they are doing. East is known for having the shittiest band program in the county and their football team is worse. The school is filled with a bunch of fake county boys and the the buses are at least an hour late due to the fact that all of the bus drivers have autism. You can find meth heads, pot heads, and whores giving head in the bathrooms. All the girls at this school think they are hot but in reality there is nothing for their shorts to ride up on because of the fact that the girls are built like iPhones
Jack: Hey man this is some pretty good shit is this from east Forsyth high school or central
Jim: I got you man this is that good east shit
by Michael_primato August 10, 2021
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foysey

to be so drunk that you need atleast two friends to drag you home and throw you in your garage to spend the night.
"what happened to mike after bills party?"
"didn't you hear he was completely foyseyed."
by Adam Boyd September 23, 2006
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Fossy Game

Absolutely horrendous flirting with a bird, equivalent of a war crime. Often just nodding and responding ‘aye’ to everything she says and laughing awkwardly.
Look at that kid dropping fossy game on that 2
by Adam Johnson The Third November 2, 2022
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grant forsythe

A person with a small dick that tries to get laid by Monday.
by That one dude at that one shop February 9, 2017
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