FoxNewsed

When any action, comment or situation you are involved with is taken and spun entirely out of context to enforce the personal agenda of a (usually narrow-minded, educated only enough to be dangerous) third-party who has only their own personal benefit at heart.

Mike - "Remember that douche, Bill O'Reilly, who was constantly creeping on my girl?"

James - "The one with the herp?"

Mike - "Yeah, the bastard took that picture of me kissing your mom last Christmas and convinced her that I was cheating so that she'd dump me for him. He almost FoxNewsed me, dude."

James - "What a douche. Wait...you were kissing my mom?"

by alainmke December 2, 2011

fonzied

The act of hitting a mechenical device that is unserviceable with the side of your fist, rendering it now fully serviceable.

Just when it seemed like it was never going to work, I fonzied it and it came back to life.

by drooby June 3, 2010

The Fonz

The Fonz would never lose his cool. Even in the most extreme conditions. always opened with "Ayyy"

Doctor: Fonz, You're dyeing!
Fonz: Ayyy.

hooker: i'm having you're baby.
Fonz: Ayyy

Richie: Hey Fonz how-
Fonz: Oh shut the fuck up. erm. i mean "Ayyy"

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 5, 2005

Fonzi Scheme

The act of defrauding a restaurant owner of the cash from their juke box.

Big Al's was robbed of dozens of dollars when it was discovered that Arthur Fonzarelli had been playing songs for free by merely punching the juke box, otherwise know as a "Fonzi Scheme". When contacted at his office in the men's room at Big Al's restaurant, Fonzarelli had no comment

by angusshangus January 7, 2009

Back Door Fonzie

The fine art of slipping a thumb in the anus.

Yo Jerry, I was screwing this skank from Chalmette and I gave her the Back Door Fonzie. She didn't even flinch!!

by RENO666 September 5, 2009

Dirty Fonzie

The act of inserting a thumb into the anus during intercourse. Inspired by the Happy Day's character,Arthur Fonzerelli, who was fond of giving the thumbs up and uttering "Aaaaaaa(nus)."

"We were doing it doggy style when Christian decided to give me a dirty fonzie! I felt so violated!!"

by Anala November 13, 2005

Arthur Fonzerelli

The incarnation of cool. A character on the TV show Happy Days, set in the 50's. Known as "The Fonze" or "Fonzie. Played by Henry Winkler.

Like the Lone Ranger, only cooler.

by Emily Howard November 28, 2003