I fought Dracula

When someone gives you a lot of hickeys.

Yesterday when I hung out with my girlfriend I ended up fighting Dracula!!
“Why do you have a hickey on your neck?”
“Oh yesterday I fought Dracula”

by Kanyeisbest March 3, 2023

Foughtful

To think of someone while punching them in the face

He was foughtful how he knocked the shit out of me

by Cobdog July 6, 2020

Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought

Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.

??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."

by Hym Iam October 4, 2023

Fought for my freedom

Yeah, not really free. My life is a black mirror episode. Stolen A.I. yadda yadda- You've heard it all before.

Hym "Yes, you fought for my freedom... My freedom to be harvested for resources and labor... And organs... Fantastic. Your friends died for nothing. This is dogshit. You should have a problem with this."

by Hym Iam February 24, 2024

Kinda sorta fought

Pussy nigga's way of saying he got washed

Me and ant kinda sorta fought but i had it coming.

by Ji99yspice February 5, 2019