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fouching

Fouching is to do stuff with a girl, all expect fucking. Like kissing, oral sex, handjob.
Steve and Carla were fouching in the bathroom.
by Jeroon May 24, 2008
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fouche

Short for fouchetabouche- Sydney slang for marijuana. Came about while having a sesh and overhearing a german woman shouting, and thus fouche was born.
1. ''bro are you on the fouche?'' ''yeah not gonna lie dude, i'm high as fuck right now''
by rainbrother June 11, 2011
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Fouch

1. Fat ass couch
Meaning: fat ass, deep ass crack(derogatory)
When a chicks got a fat ass and deep ass crack like a couch.
Dude 1: “Man that chicks got a fouch”
Dude 2: “Yeah man you can see it from a mile away”
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fouched

1. An amalgamation of "fondled on a couch." Taken advantage of or molested whilst occupying a couch, sofa, chaise lounge, or recliner (etc.) Often occurring while the victim is in a lowered state of mind (drugged, sleepy, bored, etc.)
Marcus: I heard Marty got fouched last week.

Roger: Yeah, that's why he hasn't been at school, they sent him to social services.

Marcus: Damn, that's messed up. Right there on the couch?

Roger: Yeah, it was his uncle, he slipped GHB into his soda and fouched him while he was watching Total Recall.

Marcus: Gnarly..."
by Marty MeowMeow April 16, 2011
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fouche

This is a conjunction of two words.

The 1st word has been a crowd favorite for years and comes from the old English criminal act - acronym for Fornication Under Carnal Knowledge (F.U.C.K.). Since it has morphed into a word to be used in limiltess applications including the word fouche.
The second word is douche coming from the feminine hygene product (the douche bag) used to clean out a stincky hooha. Recently it has been used in context to describe anything from nasty breath to rude rappers that intrupt award shows to infuse their meaningless personal opinions.

When the pairing has been made then the applications are limitless, very similair to the word fugly, but so much more. Take it for a test run and use it freely. You will find its application easy to use and fitting in a wide verity of topics. Have fun kids! make sure to comment freely and often!
George Bush=Fouche (the purest form of the defination)

I was walking into the convience store when I saw this fouche slap his girl. Then I saw her crank back and deliver a nasty haymaker to his fouche ass, and knock him right into the rack on ding dongs and twinkies.

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by kdiddio September 25, 2010
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Fouch

1. A portmanteau of the words "fucking" and "ouch," indicating extreme pain. See also fugly.

2. A marsupial-like pouch, such as that of a kangaroo, on a frog.
Conjoined quadruplets? FOUCH!
by bgedwards January 4, 2009
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Fouche

Combination of the words Fuck and Douche. Fouche. A word I just made up.
Watch out, my boss is such a "Fouche "
by ToolRulez March 20, 2009
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