forum troll

a person who lives for starting fights on the internet usually just to come back 3 days later and say it was their brother
me:
wow this is a good video the audio was a little off in the begining but i loved the quality congratz

Forum troll:
y0ou are such an idoit why dont u learn to speak common english jesus christ such a person of your standing should at least kill yourself so no one has to read this again

me:
dude stfu i didnt do anything to piss you off

Forum troll:
sorry my little brother got on my account and left a mean comment hes 6
by email me if u have problems October 25, 2007
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forum troll

A person, usually named Cannon Fodder, that posts anything and everything in forums to try to be as cool as Terrible*One
Cannon Fodder is a forum troll
by t-1 December 30, 2004
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Forum Troll

An obnoxious user or member on a forum that goes out of their way to make pointless, offensive, or annoying posts and messages. Often these users are labeled as spammers and will post random off-topic junk in many sections of a forum.
1.
User: I think his policies are corrupt and the only reason he remains in office is because of his financial bribes and support requests to other branches of the government. What about you guys?

Forum Troll: I think if you actually had a life, you would turn off your monintor, walk away, and never return to this website again. Of course, it doesn't seem like either will ever happen.

2.
User: I'm going to add a new section to the forum today, so everyone please be patient as I finish this up, and please don't go to the new forum until it's done.

Troll: *goes to new forum* *posts forty new identical topics about his dog*

3.
User: i feel so down today!!!! nothing is workin right for me. my boyfriend dumped me, it's pouring down rain outside, i feel depressed, i have four tests tomorow, i'm a wreck!!!!!! sombody give me sympathy...

Troll: TLDR too long, didn't read

OR

Troll: Hey, I've got an idea! Why don't you kill yourself? Then you dont have to be sad, and I dont have to listen to your useless crap! Everybody wins.
by inthemood2jazz July 11, 2008
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T*1 is a example of what you should not be doing on INTERNET! forums.
by the fodder December 30, 2004
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forum troll

Someone who, instead of finishing their project, writes lots of quasi-interesting messages on forums disguised as a slightly feminine cultural politician.
Some guy: How about these anal beads?

forum troll: Well I want some for Christmas!!!
by TrollTrond December 07, 2006
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Forum Fake-Troll

1. A commenter that has nothing more to add to any forum other than claiming a vid or clip is fake, despite overwhelming opposing evidence/proof. Also known as an FFT.

2. A commenter that claims any well known fraudulent clips/vids are fake, and by stating the obvious, believe they are somehow superior over other commenters that may not have realized this yet. Also known as an FFT.
1. *(clip from Hurricane Katrina)*

Forum Fake-Troll: FAKE...
2. *(clip from BME Pain Olympics)*

Forum Fake Troll: FAKE...
by 2jetskis September 02, 2010
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