clusterius fornecatus

When things become bottle-necked due to multiple fuck-ups. A severe clusterfuck

The 18-wheeler filled with nuke waste jackknifed on the Seymour Butts Highway, spilling radioactive waste into the sewage system, polluting a local pond and playground, and creating a serious clusterius fornecatus.

by dick vendor November 22, 2011

forniphilia

Is a form of bondage and sexual objectification in which a person's body is incorporated into a chair, table, cabinet or other piece of furniture.

Man: would you like tobe my next forniphilia project?
Woman: ok, can i be a chandiler this time?

by waz223 August 27, 2011

fornidate

fornidate is defined as a date that is guaranteed to end with some fornication... a coupling of sorts with the words/actions of fornicate and date.

johhny is going on a fornidate later tonight with a girl he met on a dating site.... he's got his fingers crossed hoping all the pics she sent are accurate!!

by rocko... October 24, 2007

Not here to fornicate with arachnids

A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.

Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.

“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.

by Kiz... December 25, 2020

Furnie

An attendee of Furnace Fest, a musical festival held in Birmingham Alabama at Sloss Furnace. Not to be confused with or considered less than, a Slossage

Hey Fellow Furnie, did you catch Turnstile at the shed stage last year? Epic

by Furnie4lyfe June 26, 2022

fornicaterer

A party planner who provides both food and sexual favors for the guests.

Q. Whio was that pimp at your party?

A. That was no pimp, that was my fornicaterer, you tardbaby. He was serving whors d'oeuvres and quiche. In addition he could also proved an excellent crucifuck or colostofuck or set you up with a skilled Abominatrix.

Everyone in his stable is carefully screened. There’s not a prostitoad in the bunch and you won’t have to hide your valuables in your prison wallet or treat them as cuntraband. You’ll remain ClaMedia-free.

Now twaddle on home and play with your cunteloupe

by Cuntoleezza Rice April 18, 2010

Blunts Bitches & Forties

Blunts Bitches & Forties is the successor of Sex Drugs & Rock N Roll as a representative of the ethos of a generation. It shows a generation gap as it creates a distinctive separation between an aging generation and today's new generation of youth.

We are the epitome of the effects of 25 years of crack music.

Yo! Lets party! Blunts Bitches & Forties!!

by rsktkr October 13, 2010