Shipping forecast

A veiled reference to a Black Books episode, used as a metaphor for masturbation. In the episode, Fran masturbates to the shipping forecast because the reader's voice 'confuses her'... but in a good way.

"Why is Linnea taking so long to get changed?"

"Oh, don't worry. She's just got the shipping forecast on."

by Flannybabes May 15, 2012

Arousal Forecast

1. A calculated prediction of when you are most sexually aroused. 2. A preventive measure to forming misconceptions about your body.

My arousal forecast is night as I tend to be more sexually aroused between 8:00 PM and 1:00 AM.

by Sexpert Malika Sihara December 13, 2020

Smoker's Forecast

This is the information about the weather the non-smoker requests of the smoker after they come back inside from smoking.

Non-Smoker: "Hey, whats the smoker's forecast?"

Smoker: "Oh, its beautiful out there man! The winds coming from the east at about 10 miles per hour and it feels like the high today should be around 70 degrees"

by Shevden March 30, 2009

Alabama Weather Forecast

What Donald Trump predicts for the weather of Alabama. He knows better than the weather man!

The National Weather Service says no hurricane but the Alabama Weather Forecast says hurricane -- so we better prepare for a Hurricane!

by HoaglandTony September 10, 2019

Fantasy Football Friday Forecast

Every Friday, when discussing your fantasy football team on Facebook, you forecast a victory over your upcoming opponent. With this forecast, you tag the individual's name to ensure that they and everyone else know you mean business. Similar to when a weatherman forecasts the weather.

In this week's installment of Fantasy Football Friday Forecast, I will defeat @John Doe in a dominating fashion, remain in 1st place and improve to 6-2.

by JD1983 October 29, 2010

Arousal Forecast

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noun
1. A calculated prediction of when you are most sexually aroused. 2. A preventive measure to forming misconceptions about your body.

My arousal forecast is night as I tend to be more sexually aroused between 8:00 PM and 1:00 AM

by Sexpert Malika Sihara December 13, 2020

Gash flow forecast

A prediction of the amount of girls, gash, you are likely to get in the next year.

"I've just completed my Gash flow forecast for the year ending 31/12/2009."

by Alreet duck? May 4, 2009