A veiled reference to a Black Books episode, used as a metaphor for masturbation. In the episode, Fran masturbates to the shipping forecast because the reader's voice 'confuses her'... but in a good way.
"Why is Linnea taking so long to get changed?"
"Oh, don't worry. She's just got the shipping forecast on."
"Oh, don't worry. She's just got the shipping forecast on."
by Flannybabes February 26, 2012
1. A calculated prediction of when you are most sexually aroused. 2. A preventive measure to forming misconceptions about your body.
by Sexpert Malika Sihara December 13, 2020
This is the information about the weather the non-smoker requests of the smoker after they come back inside from smoking.
Non-Smoker: "Hey, whats the smoker's forecast?"
Smoker: "Oh, its beautiful out there man! The winds coming from the east at about 10 miles per hour and it feels like the high today should be around 70 degrees"
Smoker: "Oh, its beautiful out there man! The winds coming from the east at about 10 miles per hour and it feels like the high today should be around 70 degrees"
by Shevden March 30, 2009
Shooting evil looks at someone to preempt them from intruding on your space, taking the seat next to you on mass transit, or starting a conversation with you.
There was only one seat left on the bus, but the old lady next to it was scowling forecasts at me so I stood the whole way.
by Apple C January 11, 2019
/əˈrouzl/•/ˈfôrˌkast/
noun
1. A calculated prediction of when you are most sexually aroused. 2. A preventive measure to forming misconceptions about your body.
noun
1. A calculated prediction of when you are most sexually aroused. 2. A preventive measure to forming misconceptions about your body.
by Sexpert Malika Sihara December 13, 2020
When it is so cold or so hot outside that people feel the need to take a picture of the temperature on the dashboard of their car and post it to facebook or twitter.
Here is a picture of my dashboard forecast. It's so cold outside (as evidenced by the picture of a zero degree temperature)
by The Bearded filly January 23, 2013
The National Weather Service says no hurricane but the Alabama Weather Forecast says hurricane -- so we better prepare for a Hurricane!
by HoaglandTony September 10, 2019