foothead

One whose head measures a foot or more in height

Dude, check out that foothead!
Fuck. His head's bigger than a big sandwich!!

by James Bassett Symons May 28, 2009

ten footer

A person that looks extremely attractive from 10 feet away, but when you get closer you realize that they're not as hot as you thought, at all.

Whoa, Katie was a total ten footer, I want to keep the distance between us.

by MA3 August 21, 2008

footerwork

Footerwork is a combat tennis term for the usage of one's legs and feet in DICTATING play. footer·work footer-wurk

Noun

1. the use of One's legs and feet, in tennis, to DICTATE play on the court. Footwork involves keeping balance, closing or furthering the distance, controlling spatial positioning, and/or creating additional momentum for un-returnable strikes of tennis balls

2. the act or process of maneuvering, really fast, especially in a skillful manner, to hit a tennis ball

It took a bit of fancy footerwork for Evan to hit that sweet winner past his opponent!

by WinterGreenNationalChamps November 26, 2013

hundred-footer

A lesbian who typfies the stereotype to such an extent you can spot her sexuality from a hundred feet away.

Used on the l word

"Now that's what I call a hundred-footer"

by Amy August 25, 2004

10 footer

When a woman looks hot from 10 feet away and more, but there is something seriously wrong with her when you are face to face.

That girl is a 10 footer. Once I got next to her i realized that she was a butterface.

by Lone wolf 81 March 9, 2010

Fothermucker

The act of calling someone a Motherfucker, but by switching the first letters of both words around (aka Spoonerism), that individual becomes stupified by what just happened and fails to reply with any sort of equally or greater comeback.

- "You're a fucking Fothermucker!"
- "Well you're a fucking................................fuck i hate you"

by willythefugeeo March 12, 2010

15 footer

Any woman that looks decently hot from (at maximum) 15 feet away. Anything closer will just make you want to turn around, hurl, or shudder.

Guy 1: "Yo, check out that 15 footer down the street."
Guy 2: "I have a 15 footer"
Guy 1: "Shut the fuck up"

Guy 1: "yo, check out that hot piece of real estate down the way about 15 feet."
(10 feet away)
Guy1: "holy shit, nevermind"
Guy 2: "that is disgusting."
Guy 1: "please castrate me now."

by pmac51 June 1, 2006