Fooping

sucking a mans balls from the back and it makes the “fwooping” sound a vacuum makes.

i was fooping my boyfriend last night

by buttermybiscuts December 7, 2019

fooping

shopping by foot

let's go fooping

by ofpax May 2, 2024

Fooking avocados

Avacados are the trendiest food of all time like you see people tagging them in there post and there a boyo enit

Louis: its like them fooking avocados

Liam:whats wrong with avocados

Louis: trendiest food of all time

by 69.fxckm3.69 May 3, 2021

Vegan eel footing

Vegan eel footing is a term commonly used referencing the act of making love towards your grandparents dog at exactly 1:30 am to 1:33 am. This term is mostly used in South Africa, from where it originated from on January 23 1997. Over the past few years, this word has really taken a massive increase in the skateboarding community, as they say it quite frequently. Skateboarders have made the use of the term increase by at least 87% over the course of 3 years.

Boy: Oh man! That was the best vegan eel footing we’ve had in a while.

Dog: *barks in anus pain*
Boy: Oh sorry, I guess I was a little rough, I’ll won’t be as hard next time.

Dog: *anus bleeds*

by Fiv32210 October 14, 2023

Foppington's Law

No matter how toxic or incorrect it might be, a specific opinion will quickly adopt pseudoscientific and metaphysical evidence to try and legitimize it, such as phrenology and personal belief.

Once bigotry or self-loathing permeate a given community, it is only a matter of time before deep metaphysical significance is assigned to the shape of human skulls.
-- ContraPoints definition of Foppington's Law

by The Logical Fallacy August 19, 2018

Gorilla Footing

The act of a person or something making very loud stomping noises, typically an upstairs neighbor, or somebody slamming their feet on the stairs.

“I couldn’t hear the TV because my mom was gorilla footing upstairs.”

“Who the hell is gorilla footing in the house?”

“I purposely Gorilla foot in my living room to piss off the neighbors”

by Burd D June 29, 2020

fooking

The alternative word for fucking used by Louis Tomlinson.

"That's your fooking job, you fooking losah!"

by mrshoran1993 February 23, 2019