fool's gold

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by jimbob jones August 14, 2003

a man dressed up as a woman,(used as an adjective to thwart a horny unknowing male from hitting on a cross-dressing male)

Man 1:"Yo that bitch over there be flyyyy"
Man 2:"Yo brutha, slow your roll...that shit is some fool's gold over there."

by kevin t. April 13, 2003

fools gold

an unexpected variation of the hot lunch; post-coital anal sex in which semen dribbles onto the chest of one's partner

mary went looking for fun but steve instead served up a hot dish of fools gold

by foolio-pc January 31, 2007

A partner who makes you think their gold when dating them initially but once you get in a relationship with them you realize they are just a fool.

My baby daddy seemed like a nice man when I met him I thought he was a prize like gold. Turns out he was a fool.... yup he is fools Gold

by Sheshelsp June 11, 2022

A dumb ass trick who dates a guy because she thinks he is rich when he is actually poor.

I blew that dude cuz I thought he was rich, but it turns out he is poor. I am such a fools gold digger.

by JSteezy83 April 8, 2009

A girl who isn't pretty or sexy enough to be a gold digger, so she can only attract a splenda daddy, not a real sugar daddy to hook up with.

That fool's gold digger was like the clearance isle at WalMart, nobody with money wanted her goods.

by VintageGibson August 18, 2016

When a woman fakes an orgasm so she can just get the sex over with already

" I was tired after the show, and he wanted sex, so I just have him fools gold so I could get some sleep."

by wendy14618 December 14, 2015