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Footless Skank

Has no morals or sense of boundaries when it comes to another womans man or the affairs of another persons heart/general emotions.
"Omg did she just dump that guy she's been with for a month to get with that girls man?"

"Yeah, she did!"

"Wow, what a footless skank !"
by Lollerskates2010 March 31, 2010
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Foodler

1. The path to salvation. 2. The purest form of convenience and satisfaction imaginable. 3. A website that compiles the websites of restaurants, drugstores, and other businesses, thereby simplifying the process of submitting orders for delivery and take-out. 4. Going from "no food" to "food" in about 30 minutes. 5. Better than make-up sex. 6. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner; breakfast, lunch, and dinner. breakfast, lunch, and dinner; etc.
"Alyssa, clean your room!"

"Not now, mom-dragon! I'm eating my FOODLER!!!"
by Comstock Ford January 16, 2009
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Foodlegurd

A tiny sponge used on the end of a small stick to extract the semen from ones belly button after a masterbation accident.
''someone pass me that foodlegurd, your mum just walked past''
"ah damn, i wish i had a foodlegurd yesterday, my belly button has turned green."
by STEAKPISTOL July 13, 2009
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foodlosophyze

when stoners sit and talk about food
Stoners can sit for hours and foodlosophyze.
by mj121481 September 25, 2010
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foodness

Why werent you there?
...Foodness.
by Anonymous May 28, 2003
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Foodies

Clerk: How are you going to be paying for this today?
Customer: With my foodies, and cash for the rest.
by xLGEND24x February 14, 2012
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Random Act of Foodness

When cooking, you grab a veritable cornucopia of things, and put them together for a recipe that ends up turning out to be amazing!!!
Stipulation: You may not have previously intended to make this recipe, it must be spur of the moment.
Dude, I just committed a random act of foodness. I defrosted some chicken in the fridge, but when it thawed, I realized it was pork chops. So, I randomly grabbed some sauce, cheese and peppers that happened to be in my fridge and baked it.
Excellence :)
by xler8r July 21, 2011
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