Mocker Focker

A person who does something that they once fervently mocked you for doing.

Last week:
Steve: Dude -check out Angry birds, its so fun and addicting!
Jay: Phone game apps are so stupid -who has time for that crap?

This week:
Jay: I played Angry Birds last night till 2 AM!
Steve: You are such a mocker focker!

by Steve Slacker September 8, 2011

fonker

a fonker is when the head of the penis can be seen through a pair of athletic shorts

at the gym you can see someones "fonker" because they are wearing no underwear

by matt schneider September 24, 2005

fockerize

From "Meet the Fockers", a term for converting someone to a mental state a-kin to the Focker family. (Not to be confused with fuckerized)

"We Fockerized him!"

by TrippleZero June 6, 2005

Fonker

Chicken

Are you having fonker for dinner.

by Emily2020 July 23, 2020

mother focker

Barbra Streisand is one, because she plays Gaylord Focker's (Ben Stiller) mom Roz in "Meet the Fockers".

Ooohhh, La Streisand! What a mother focker!

by lawnmowerman February 5, 2005

fockers

to be used in exchange of fu*kers, bast*rds, or a$$holes

Hey, those fockers stole my car!

by Alicia V. September 12, 2003

Gay Focker

"meet the parents movie"
full name: Gaylord Focker

by Big Koz Club September 17, 2003