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This man has endured a laundry list of gruesome injuries that would normally render someone paralyzed, crippled, dead or any combination of the three. Whether it be twelve chair shots in a row to the head, falling on piles of barbed wire and thumbtacks, being sent through flaming tables, spilling gallons of his own blood across multiple countries, or competing in a Hell in a Cell match against the Undertaker that damn near killed him.
The fact Mick Foley can still even form a coherent sentence is amazing
This man has endured a laundry list of gruesome injuries that would normally render someone paralyzed, crippled, dead or any combination of the three. Whether it be twelve chair shots in a row to the head, falling on piles of barbed wire and thumbtacks, being sent through flaming tables, spilling gallons of his own blood across multiple countries, or competing in a Hell in a Cell match against the Undertaker that damn near killed him.
The fact Mick Foley can still even form a coherent sentence is amazing
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Character played by Chris Farley frequently appearing on Saturday Night Live until Farley's death in 1997. Matt Foley, motivational speaker, yelled, demeaned, and gave a clearly negative message in each of his 8 rants on SNL. Foley's trademark was screaming in the middle of his speech, warning that the current situation would result in being "...thrice divorced and living in a van down by the river!"
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One of the greatest high school distance runners of the 21st century whose shocking good looks and amazing legs have been impressing women since 1989. Often referred to as "the man". Synonymous with perfection.
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One of the greatest high school distance runners of the 21st century whose shocking good looks and amazing legs have been impressing women since 1989. Often referred to as "the man". Synonymous with perfection.
Matt Foley is the best SNL skit ever created.
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We have reached a level near that of Matt Foley I thought previously unattainable.
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We have reached a level near that of Matt Foley I thought previously unattainable.
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