foetus

A terribly nasty raunchy dump.

Damn it smells like Miguel aborted a foetus in there!

by Captain Fantasdick February 20, 2005

cubicle foetus

n. An office worker who treats his cubicle or office as a safe and secure place. In his mind the safety and security of the cubicle is only surpassed by the time he spent in his mother's womb. The cubicle foetus displays anxiety when others are in his space, or when he is required to be elsewhere in the office.

Ralph is such a cubicle foetus that when he gets back to his desk after a meeting he actually sighs and even makes soft cooing and baby noises while working.

by Seb13 February 4, 2009

foetusing

a term, also referred within the scientific world as the F1N1 virus, used to describe a yet undefined act. This act is illegal for those under 18 and must not be associated with the word "foetus". If you are foetusing with Obama, it refers to a line dance common in texas. However, if you are foetusing someone else and you are caught, well, off to the nunnery for you-you criminal creepy child.

If someone wants to send in a movie of them foetusing, go for it, we need examples of this act in order to make a better definition.

a) I foetused myself last night, using HarvIc publication book titled "foetusing and you: tools for foetusing"

b) Me and Obama foetused all night long (me and Obama line danced in true texas style last night, you werent there you unlucky A-Hole)

c) I foetused you in the streets after my 16th birthday. Oh (go to the nunnery immediately. you may go to jail as well)

by HarvIc Future NobelPrizewinner June 19, 2009

foetic

Free spirit does what it dreams consequences may come and go but in the end you achieve success

FOETIC A person who is nothing becomes successful and doesn't let anybody control him

by FOETIC June 12, 2014

foetus jacking

A practice developed on the London railway system by women to gain preferntial seating during rush hour periods. It involves confronting male passengers and asking them for their seat on the grounds that they are pregnant.

Female passenger: "can I please have your seat. I'm pregnant." (Whole carriage stares at man)

Male pssenger: "stop with yer foetus jacking, miss. I'm gonna need to see a copy of the ultrasound photo"

by The Gonzo Lecture March 9, 2010

foetusfuck

the singer of the metal band necrowhorebag

have you heard foetusfuck scream? its epic

by blahhii April 11, 2009

foetalised

To be curled up in the fetal position and unable to move, the morning after a massive night out dirnking/dancing/partying.

Holly was unable to talk to Alexe on the phone as she was foetalised from all the RedBull she drank last night.

by highcaffeinecode September 13, 2012