farguas

A portuguese man of war or ancient mythical creature. Known for their skills no the battlefield or in bed. In ancient times a farguas was "the man" of the village he resided in.

Present day: He womanizes and kills like an ancient farguas!

Ancient Times: I would do anything to score with the farguas!

by manofwarrrrr March 26, 2009

Wells Fargo'd

To forcefully have your pants pulled down, dry sand rubbed in your mudhole and be brutally FUCKED in the A. Usually when you least expect it and don't deserve it.

Guy1: Dude. My bank just wells fargo'd me with crazy fees.
Guy2: What bank do you use?
Guy1: Wells Fargo.

Fuck you wells fargo!!!

by ReignMan May 4, 2014

Fargoth

The next door amnesiac wood elf who lost his healing ring. A NPC of the game Morrowind. Curiously enough, his healing ring doesn't appear to cure him from his "amnesia".

Fargoth: Thank you, you've found my ring! {Sympathy bar fills up to 90 of 100}
{You go back to Seyda Neen after three days and talk to Fargoth}
Fargoth: {Sympathy bar at 40} Hurry up stranger, I have no time to waste!

by SangeYasha April 1, 2008

Flargan

To mess up or completed fuck something up. Additionally, to flargan can be substituted in for any curse word you know.

I flarganed my hand. I flarganed my sister when i was drunk

by Zalc August 12, 2008

Fargo

The act of extreme mutilation. Derived from the 1996 movie "Fargo" in which a kidnapper feeds his accomplice through a woodchipper.

He came at me and I was like, bra please, I'll Fargo you so bad you'll be bleeding for years.

by eballa April 12, 2011

flarg

celebration held by the aliens of Yugopotamia from the cartoon the Fairly Oddparents. this celebration is held over the course of 5 days and each letter of flarg stands for what's supposed to be done every day.

Each letter of flarg stands for:

F: Fart
L: Lies
A: Amnesia
R: Ranksgiving
G: Good-bye

by envieth September 9, 2009

Pulling a Wells Fargo

Definition 1: Adding ambiguous and uncalled for fees to a product or service and only informing the customer of them by hiding the terminology deep in a document.

Can also mean: When an error or issue is brought to your attention and you refuse to take personal responsibility for it.

Bro 1: "Agh, I just bought these french fries but they charged me for the ketchup. When I bought this up the cashier pointed to a small sign on the bathroom door saying they were now charging for ketchup"

Bro 2: "Dude, they are totally pulling a Wells Fargo"

by Well_Skywalker December 17, 2011