small purple flying monkey

A small-purple-flying monkey is a monkey that eats peoples heads then vomits them up and then regurgitate them back onto their lifeless bodies.

ARGH A SMALL PURPLE FLYING MONKEY JUST BIT MY HEAD OF

by smallpurpleflyingmonkey September 20, 2015

flying monkey jabadaya

a word that describes an awesome godlike being of any kind

madafaka flying monkey jabadaya stole my peanut

by AxEsSsSs July 4, 2010

FMS (Flying Monkey Syndrome)

When people (usually people of power; bosses, parents, etc) are obviously/blatantly making things/shit up - You can almost see Flying Monkey's coming out of their ass!!

Oh I see Flying Monkey's; and they are coming out of your ass. FMS (Flying Monkey Syndrome)

by mbinsane February 22, 2011

flying monkey

I minion or one that carers out others biding.

That brown noisier is up to no good, the lousy flying monkey.

by Sherry M December 27, 2006

Flying Monkey Shits

self explanatory

Those burritos gave me a terminal case of the flying monkey shits...bathroom is quarantined for the next hour!!

by noseed August 28, 2021

Flying Monkey

A rabid right-wing reactionary, generally characterized by blind allegiance to the Republican party line, and consistant repetition of talking points from Fox News or Conservative radio hosts.

May also be referred to as a freeper, ditto-head, or ditto-monkey.

Can usually be found on www.freerepublic.com

The flying monkeys hate the New Deal and will do everything in their power to undermine it.

by X0X0 February 9, 2005

flying monkey falcon punch

(noun) While engaging in anal sex with a woman, the male inserts either hand into the vagina, and proceeds to vigorously masturbate his own penis through the vaginal/anal membrane.

"Hey mate, you look happy... What happened last night?"

"I delivered a mean flying monkey falcon punch to the MRS last night!"

"Aww... shit yeah bro! High five!"

by ScottyMate February 2, 2017