The single most horrifying weapon ever conceived by mankind. The mere mention of such a diabolical utensil is enough to send a sane man hurtling into a downward spiral of madness. The threat of a frozen poop shank is not one to be taken nor delivered lightly, for the second a man starts sharpening his shit in the freezer is the second he has nothing to lose.
Man 1 pulls out a knife and demands Man 2's wallet. Man 2 reaches into his lunchbox and pulls out a frozen poop shank and demands Man 1's wallet, and receives it.
by Derpules May 14, 2012
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Florencia is amazing :)
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A beautiful and kind girl. She´s intelligent and will always help her friends with her strong personality.
She´s everything you could ever want. So never leave her alone.
But don´t mess with her - you will regret it!
She´s everything you could ever want. So never leave her alone.
But don´t mess with her - you will regret it!
by TheListIsTooLong July 16, 2013
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I’m in love with Florence Pugh, she’s so adorable and gorgeously beautiful and she must be a great cook, she is a funny and fun person, she must be a good friend too. I want to meet her and spend time together cooking while singing some lively songs.
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Jen Jen is an all-star cock sucker. She can suck the skin off a frozen chicken. Once she sucked a dude off for a cough drop.
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