by Nicky T, self confessed FOMO June 19, 2009
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One look from the Air France flight attendant and Albert's fomosexuality zoomed into high gear, such was the look in her eyes, the slightly disordered hair, her swollen lips, and the hushed thickness of her voice - he knew - knew! - that she had enjoyed a wildly sleepless night, had rolled out of bed just in time to make her flight, that the two men and one woman who had shared her bed were all sleeping in a state of satiation as thick and fragrant as the Cappuccino she was extending to his trembling hand as he muttered his barely-coherent 'Merci Giselle, ah, merci'.
by Monkey's Dad September 15, 2019
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Flomosexuals, or as its internationally and critically known in social media sites as Flomos, are repugnant, stupid, ignorant, and utterly biased fans of American boxing champ Floyd Mayweather Jr. They will defend to death any move Mayweather Jr. makes whether its boxing or non boxing related. They are locked in a perpetual, savage social media war against the Pactards, their bitter rivals and fan base of Mayweather's bitter boxing rival Manny Pacquiao.
Larry is so biased for floyd mayweather jr. im starting to think he's a flomosexual.
That guy is such a dumb flomo.
That guy is such a dumb flomo.
by Mr. S Archer March 27, 2015
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Adjective.
1. This term has a few uses, primarily used to describe a person who enjoys having sexual contact with the "afro" hairstyle, most typically rubbing the genetalia on the fluffy 'fro until orgasm is achieved.
This act can be performed by both males and females. Males tend to penetrate into the wiry birds nest, while females prefer their partners to jiggle their heads to stimulate their clitoris.
The most common negative side effect of this fetish is the transferrence of head lice to a partner's pubic hair, or pubic lice to the partners head. Good hygene is an acceptable way to prevent this from happening.
2. This term can also be used to describe someone who has a pubic hair preference, choosing a lover with a wild untamed love tuft on their over the more reserved styles.
Adjective.
1. This term has a few uses, primarily used to describe a person who enjoys having sexual contact with the "afro" hairstyle, most typically rubbing the genetalia on the fluffy 'fro until orgasm is achieved.
This act can be performed by both males and females. Males tend to penetrate into the wiry birds nest, while females prefer their partners to jiggle their heads to stimulate their clitoris.
The most common negative side effect of this fetish is the transferrence of head lice to a partner's pubic hair, or pubic lice to the partners head. Good hygene is an acceptable way to prevent this from happening.
2. This term can also be used to describe someone who has a pubic hair preference, choosing a lover with a wild untamed love tuft on their over the more reserved styles.
1. As Taylor thrust once more into his lover's beehive, he knew truly in his heart that he was a rampant fromosexual.
2. Jack preferred Jill's intimidating bush over that of shaved Polly. This is because he was a fromosexual.
2. Jack preferred Jill's intimidating bush over that of shaved Polly. This is because he was a fromosexual.
by A.R.G.U.S Mykal September 4, 2006
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Wow, my computer's being flamosexual.
by AlEcyler December 11, 2003
Get the Flamosexual mug.A heterosexual who is flaming, that is to say acting more homosexual then the normal metrosexual. Flamosexual is considered by many to be an insult worse then the normal metrosexual. Flamosexuals are notorious for riding around in Ford mustangs.
Man, Alejandro spends so much time on his hair and puts so much gel that I swear he is a flamosexual...at least his mustang is cool.
by Carlos Graterol September 29, 2005
Get the Flamosexual mug.Slowmosexuals are people who drive at least ten mph below the speed limit during peak traffic hours. They get off, causing needless road rage to those stuck behind them. They also flirt with other slow drivers by slow racing when multiple lanes of traffic exist so no one can pass
The slowmosexual in front of me was driving fifteen miles per hour below the speed limit. They let everyone cut them off and would slam on the breaks for no reason. When they were making a left, they sat at the green light, ignoring the honking cars behind them, and finally went once the light turned yellow.
by ColeScottyDavis March 24, 2022
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