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Florida Man

A type of man whose behaviour is idiotic but people laugh it off because they are from Florida. This name (Florida Man) is used in countless news articles. So, people made it a meme.
"Florida Man caught drinking beer while watching cornhub"
by ABrightLight October 6, 2020
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Floridian Predators

Referring to the elderly community that lives in South Florida. Due to their lack of mobility, and tendency to wear floral shirts, they blend into the natural background like the monster from the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie The Predator. Only with dentures this time.
"I was walking up from the beach earlier today, and ran straight into a Floridian Predator." "Impossible to see those guys!"

"Dude look out!" "You are walking straight towards a group of Floridian Predators!"
by Pill Collins January 12, 2010
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Florida Man

Some dumbass retard in Florida who probably shat on your lawn while you went to the beach.
Me-Oh fuck. Jimmy's dog shat on my lawn again.

Jimmy-Nah. It was the florida man
by cousinfucker2347632768 April 18, 2019
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Floridian Popsicle

Ejaculating into a condom, freezing it to a low freezing point, and devouring it
by Texas slap fest March 11, 2015
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Floridan

Floridans, spelled without the additional “ i ” found in Floridians are a sub-group of Florida residents. Every Floridan is a Floridian, but not every Floridian is a Floridan. All Floridians share Florida as their home but Floridans share something more; a heritage, ideology, dialect, and culture that is distinctly Southern. Many members of this group are often what some call "True Natives" or "Generational Floridians" who can trace their lines back to the indigenous Southern pioneers and Florida’s Confederate Veterans. Members of the group are often politically and culturally conservative and most practice a Protestant faith. They likely favor states’ rights, gun rights, family values and are highly patriotic. Most are well-mannered and friendly and maintain a heightened respect for authority. Floridans like their tea sweet and enjoy the same foods that most Southerners enjoy, like fried chicken, cheese grits and hush puppies. While Floridians share the state of Florida as their home, Floridans share a heritage that is as distinctly Florida as it is Southern.
Some Famous Floridans are Ray Charles, Lynard Skynard’s Ronnie Van Zant, Allen Collins, and Gary Rossington, Mel Tillis, The Bellamy Brothers, John Anderson and Easton Corbin.
by RealFloridaBoy April 14, 2011
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Florida Man Fuel

Methamphetamine or Meth. Used by Florida Man to maintain his rigorous schedule of robbing fast-food restaurants and committing insurance fraud.
Orlando police pulled over a van with 601 pounds of Florida Man Fuel hidden in the back
by Plura Entropy August 2, 2019
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The Floridian Fruit Sack

When you grab ur balls like a sack of oranges and smack your girlfriend in the face with them.
I just gave her the floridian fruit sack!
by Benourtney October 13, 2012
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