floppers

Soccer players looking for a cheap free kick or red card, and fall to the ground at the lightest touch. Quite similar to actions at work with a rival co worker.

" I hate this guy this guy ted at work, he's such a flopper,"
"How?"
"I called him an asshole, and he went to our boss complaining, oh and he likes Portugal too,"
"Figures, floppers stick together."

by laseht June 28, 2010

Flopper

Half boner Half normal

Holy crap i got a Flopper in math today

by Timothy McFarland December 29, 2010

Flopper

Someone who can't handle their alcohol or drugs and as a result cause a dramatize scene at a party, kickbac, etc....

Dorian: Hey, have you met my flopping ass friend matt?
Philip: the one who we had to carry out of the party last night?
Dorian: yeah
Philip: FLOPPER !

by Feel-up November 28, 2009

Flopper

Someone who fails in a sexual encounter to to temporary impotence. Usually due to alcohol or nerves.

Person A: Man, flopped it big time last night
Person B: You flopper.

by Down_to_pound March 12, 2009

Flopper

A saggy breast. Found most commonly on older women or women with very loose skin.

"Look at the flopper's on that lady over there!"

or

"I took her shirt off and she had flopper's"

by King of Creech February 14, 2007

Flopper

A person who changes good friends, especially best friends, often.

"Isn't Sandy's best friend Kylie?"

"No, she's a flopper. Her new best friend is now Ashley."

by pookie8287 October 23, 2011

Flopper

1. Person who cannot come up with a good definition for a made up word and give you a not funny reference to a videogame instead.
2. Someone who you asked to do something and instead went to sleep like a douchebag.
3. Replace Fuck.
4. A video game reference to shooting games when people die and continue to move after dying.

Marc give us a definition to this word we came up with.
Marc: Blah, blah, blah.
Dude that is not funny you are such a flopper.

Hey Francisco go type this. 5 minutes later... wtf why are you sleeping you flopper!

by Cockstain23 December 11, 2009