floofer

a floofer is an adorable floofy animal who you just wanna cuddle and hug and they're so soft and cuddly and cute

floofers can also be woofers and that's so cute

"my dog is the floofiest floofer"

by WasabiOS August 12, 2021

flooreigner

Someone who doesn't live on your dorm floor but hangs out their anyway.
Coined by Emma.

Emma: Hey, who's that guy?
Rachel: He's a flooreigner!
Natasha: Ew!

by ILiveHereAndILikeBoYo September 11, 2011

diddler on the floof

A person who molests dogs. Especially fluffy ones.

Joe Nofi is a really sick fuck! He's a diddler on the floof!

by Colonel Lingus March 2, 2020

Floof

Mainly foxes, but used to describe any animal or object that is big and fluffy. Such examples include Pomeranians, Shiba Inus, Corgis, Maine Coons, Himalayans, male lions (mane), rabbits, chinchillas, afros, pillows, whipped cream, and others. It can also be used to substitute certain words in common phrases.

"That floof is so cute!" he said while staring at a red fox.
"How the floof did he manage to do that?!"
"What the floof?"
"Are you floofin' kidding me?!"
"Do you want to visit the fox village in Japan?" "Yes, I must hug every single floof there! ALL THE FLOOFS!"

by LilMilo May 6, 2018

Third-floored

One is third floored when one hears exactly the wrong part of another's conversation.

Person 1-"Hot chocolate is really good, it's like angel blood."

Person 2 hears only "ANGEL BLOOD!"

Person 2 is third-floored

by The saltsman & Hollandaise December 8, 2009

danger floof

A bear, tiger or any other vicious fuzzy animal.

Jamal: Oh SHIT, that's a Danger Floof!
*In loving memory of Jamal*
nope rope

by MyNameJuan April 6, 2017

Flooded

when a hot guy (or a guy who thinks he is hot) walks into a room making all the girls panties wet.

1.Im going to take my shirt off before I walk into there and the whole room will get flooded
2. When I walk in the room will get flooded, so try not to slip.

by GarAssNigga December 6, 2017