flowjack

1: Originally, a synonym for "retarded person." This usage has lost its effectiveness.

2: Name for the head M.C. of BCCB, because he is a jack-of-flow. He can drop beats like a mother-fucking farmer, yo, who accidentally dropped an entire crate of Beets, which he intended to sell at the local farmer's market, but which he can no longer sell because they are so bruised from the fall.

1: Normie: Hey, Albert. I'm talking to you, Albert. Pay attention. What you are, Albert, is a flowjack. Okay? Got that? So, from now on when I ask you what you are, what're you going to tell me?

Albert: Huh?

Normie: What are you, Albert?

Albert: A...person.

Normie: No! You're a flowjack, Albert. A flowjack. Okay? Now, what are you?

Albert: I'm a flowjack.

2: "That Flowjack sure is mother-fucking bomb-diggity. Listen to him as he blows us all away with his divinely-inspired word-rhyming, and with his superior grasp of syntax."

by Flowjack February 1, 2004

flonkaly

anything that has an odd shape and or texture.

after your best friend Betty comes home from being at the beach all day then riding home in her convertable with the top down... you say "DANG GIRL.. your hair is flonkaly!!!"

by J the "tooth" August 12, 2006

Floojah

A word used mainly as an obsenity when something bad happens. For example stubbing a toe, cutting a finger, accidently firing off a nuclear missile and causing nuclear winter.

"Oh Floojah!"
"How the Floojah did that happen?"
"What the Floojah am I doing here?"
"Who the Floojah are you?"
"Get out of here you Floojah!"

by Andrew Roxborough October 29, 2004

Flontage

Flontage is a verb and it represents the finger action that contestants on shows like American Idol or Dancing With the Stars do during voting ceremonies.

An American Idol contestant would like the viewing audience to vote for them. They have a telephone number placed beneath them on the television screen that you must call to cast your vote. This number happens to end in the number four, as they are contestant number four.
In an attempt to get your vote contestant number four does everything in their power to get your attention.
Pulling out all the stops they dance and shimmy and act like they are holding their number up on your TV screen. Instead of using one hand with four fingers to represent the number four, they will flontage. Contestant four will use two fingers on each hand to represent the number four (2+2=4). There may even be a dance involved in which the fingers are moved and twisted then held up to the eyes, sort of like the John Travolta dance in Pulp Fiction.

by Aimers Von Aimerson April 30, 2008

Flanja

A word to describe when something hits the eye

Ow i have something in my flanja

by Snake,Nto December 8, 2005

Flonass

A brand of Aerosol sprayed in the ass to seal it and thus prevent it from farting. Usually applied forcefully in dark places.

That guy was farting a lot, so I beat him up and put some Flonass in his crack to shut his ass up.

by Henley Stanfordsontownville October 29, 2003

Flonkage

An appendage that can be touched sexually.

If you stroke my flonkage tonight, I will feel much better in the morning!

by KushiBO August 22, 2016