Flowmail

A free-style rap left on one's voice messaging system.

On my way to work I called Chris and left him a flowmail. My roommate called and left me a hilarous flowmail about his co-workers yesterday.

by RojoforUGA June 22, 2010

Double Frogman

What you do is you take a scuba snorkel and you put your dick in the wee bendy mouth part, you sneak right up your back address, Kay? Then you just grab the middle of that snorkel and you're fucking your own ass and pulling off your crank at the self-same time.

I was bored at home so I Double Frogmanned myself.

by Col Gentleman November 26, 2010

fligma

Often mistaken for Ligma, Fligma is a serious STD that is common among females. Symptoms include (but are not limited to) Vaginal discharge, swelling, itching, and a burning sensation.

Robert: "Baby, I want to have sex tonight."
Jenny: "I can't, I think I have fligma."
Robert: "What's fligma?"
Jenny: "Fligma Clit"

by Subreeme August 25, 2018

frogmangler

A person who delights in the torture of small helpless animals. Most commonly a young male trait. Many times the condition is outgrown with the coming of adolescence when the young man's strange behavior becomes the topic of pretty little girls.

Sally "Did you see all the dead animal carcasses in Billy's back yard?"

Susie "Yeah, I always thought he was a bit of a frogmangler."

by Silly Bill October 18, 2009

Flogamushake

A flogamushake (flog-ah-mah-shake) is when a guy who has finished peeing, shakes his 'member' more times than necessary.

To shake is human, to flogamushake... well still human, but completely unnecessary.

If he keeps up with that flogamushaking, he's gonna need medical attention.

by Billy-Bob Savage November 1, 2010

Flopmaster

When a person makes plans and doesn't show up or does not follow through with the plans, they flop. This person becomes a flopmaster after not following through on a consistent level.

Alex: Hey man! I'm coming to visit you in three weeks!
Brandon: Okay, sweet!

*3 weeks later*

Alex: Yaaaaa. My mom said I have to work.
Brandon: Flopmaster.

by Sun-Maid Raisins September 21, 2012

Double Frogman

A sexual act where you take a scuba snorkel and put your dick in the bendy mouth part then put the other end up your ass. Then grab the middle and you'll be fucking your own ass and jacking off at the same time until you blow a load into your own ass.

I gave myself a Double Frogman today after doing some snorkeling. Shit was so cash.

by gameking28 November 26, 2010