floaties 

The weird, gurgling sound in your stomach produced after drinking 3 bottles of water before 5th period.

"Damn it, I have the floaties again. Do you think beautiful heard that?"

floaties by simply_stylin April 12, 2005

Floaties 

Antibangs milkers

Me: So you worship the true and only god.
Stranger: Who?
Me: The god of Floaties. Antibang aka Elizabeth

Floaties by Subthy November 16, 2021

Mega Floaties 

really big floaties in some sort of beverage.
I shall now share a story....
One day in french class we had a french breakfast
.As I sat in french class with my friend bridgette the teacher was serving hot chocolate and croissants, she told us that in france people usually dip croissants into hot cocoa.Me and bridgette tried it the result was quite disturbing.After finishing the croissants the cup was full of big chunks of croissant....Big big soggy chunks of croissant so bridgette said...."ewwwww.....mega floaties"...and mega floaties was born...

Can also result from eating pizza with friends and sharing a big bottle of soft drink.

EEEEWWWWW!!!!!! MEGA FLOOOOAAAATTTTIIIEEEEZZZZ!!!
~mega floaties

Mega Floaties by Fucktarded Scarecrow April 3, 2010

Eye Floaties 

Those little things you see in your eye and when you try to look at it it swims away!

They're really just little particles of stuff that linger on your eye, making you think your hallucinating but it's just dust or little floating objects that collided with your eyeballs.

Man 1: I THINK I JUST SAW A GHOST
Man 2: I didn't see anything.
Man 1: Oh I just had Eye Floaties

Eye Floaties by Dinukun August 19, 2009

Deep sea diving with the floaties on 

Referring to a play in basketball where the player takes a particular spectacular “float shot” known as “The Floater” on the basketball court.

Chris:Man he made a tuff floater Fr.
Jordan: Yeah he was deep sea diving with the floaties on!!!

Deep sea diving with the floaties on by LPeezy February 2, 2022

Floatie 

A flat white coffeee with oat milk.

Can I please order a floatie?

Floatie by NZ Floatie January 8, 2022

floatie 

a turd that keeps a-spinnin and won't go down, it stays afloat

I broke up with her after 18 months because she left a floatie in the john. Other than that everything was great.

floatie by Tha_Cuddla April 23, 2004