Fitching

Verb: the act of inflating anothers ego in an extraordinary way. Usually involves using false statements.

Fitch: my faultttttt 6 packkkkkk?

Henry: stop fitching.

by My Fault May 3, 2011

Fitching

In an MMA fight its when you drag another fighter to the ground and hold them there during a fight. If they manage to stand up or the round ends, you repeat as soon as possible. The less damage the better. Technique created by UFC© fighter, Jon Fitch.

He's a wrestler he's going to spend all three rounds fitching him to get the decision.

What a boring fight, he only lost because he got fitched.

by MMath January 6, 2012

Nocturnal Flinching

When someone is sleeping and they have a dream or thought of themselves getting hurt or falling, and their body physically reacts, and causes them to jerk or flinch rather spasmodically.

Guy: What the fuck tracy, you kicked me in the balls last night in bed???

Tracy: sorry, i had a bad dream and probably got a nocturnal flinching.

Guy: go fuck yourself, we're done.

by yuriogy1 December 5, 2009

Fletching

The action of cutting different types of wood in order to make archers equipment such as bows, arrows and crossbows.

-Hey, what is your Fletching level?
-My Fletching level is 99.
-Cool, can you assist me for this effigy?
-Sorry, I am maxed for today.

by RuneScaper September 22, 2012

flitching

An act usually performed by gay men where one man sucks the sperm out of another man's ass. Typically performed in a threesome but some gay men have been known to retrieve their own sperm.

That gay guy just came from an orgy where he filtched some jizz out of his friends ass.

by toast455 July 1, 2005

fletching cape

the 2nd noobiest cape in runescape. often trimmed by a cooking cape.

noob: i got a fletching cape trimmed by cooking cape! me: fuck off noob

by Sqkuid Ward October 20, 2008

fitchin

the act of wearing abercrombie and fitch clothes, in which case this can be also known as "dooshbagging" because of the copious amounts of doosh that will be thrown upon you for wearing these clothes; until you drown in a large seething pile of queefed on tambons and bloody vage.

Donna Summer- hey did you see zach effron fitchin?

Snoop dog- Yeh i threw some dirty tampons on that bitch"

by akjfhdalkjflhkadjfhakljdhf April 2, 2009