Flavia 

The world's most expensive but worst tasting commercial instant coffee/tea brewer machines ever created, by Mars Inc. Usually found in large offices in an attempt to look tredy.

Employee: Yo boss, I tried Flavia Smooth Roast, Flavia Arabic, Flavia Italia, Flavia Hazelnut, Flavia Decaffe, Flavia Choco, Flavia English Breakfast, Flavia Earl Grey, Flavia Darjeeling and Flavia Green Tea Filterpacks... and they all taste like shit!

Employer: You're fired.

Employee: And why the hell did you spend $1000 on the S350 model. Fucking buy the Espresso Roast and Creamy Topping Filterpacks for Cuppuchino mix you stupid fuck face!

Employer: (Phoning Security)

Flavia by Zopal September 5, 2005

Flavia 

The one who will say they'll watch a tv show with you but then ditches you last minute to go to Walmart.

Person A: "Pretty LIttle Liars is on in 5 min!"
Flavia: "Well... I need to go to Walmart now...Bye!"

Flavia by ohhhhheythere August 22, 2012

Flavia 

The worst name on the planet. Usually associated with that well known feminine product, Flavia the Friendly Douche. Any mention of the name is usually followed by retching noises. Also a character in the bedroom farce Noises Off.

Woman: I think I will name my child Flavia.
Doctor: Oh for the love of God don't do that to your poor child!
Nurses: *are throwing up*
Woman: Well, if you really think it's that bad...
Nurses: AND HOW!

Flavia by kmedi August 30, 2007

Flavia 

A romanian female monkey.

RANDOM BOY MEETING FLAVIA: Hei dude! Wapp! Flavia seams soo cute! I like her a lot!

RANDOM FRIEND OF FLAVIA: Dude...
Flavia is a monkey

Flavia by SingerMonkey September 10, 2018

Flavia 

The Flavia in my life is leaving. How could I stop it? What do Flavias respond best to?

Flavia is going travelling.

Flavia by missing flavia10 November 9, 2023

flávia 

Flávia is a god damn masterpiece of the gods, such an amazing artist with a brilliant future and lots of talent.
She's seems to be a little cold from de outside but when you get to know her, you'll see how she loves people on her own way.

Flávia is so talented

flávia by H. Romeo Pinto October 6, 2020

National Ship Flavia and Samuel Day!! 

30th Of September IS NATIONAL SHIP FLAVIA AND SAMUEL DAY!

OMG ITS SHIP FLAVIA AND SAMUEL DAY!!
Today is one of the best days of the year its national ship Flavia and Samuel Day!!

National Ship Flavia and Samuel Day!! by qwq qwq qwq October 15, 2020