flats

a group of three girls with no boobs that look like anorexic sticks

the flats tried to stuff themselves today but it just make them look even more stupid ha ha

by KG76 January 2, 2009

Flats

A 'flats' or humuorous misspelling of 'fats' means that someone is 'fat' but used to escape the wrath of so person.
'Flats' should not be sparingly used as it means no harm.
'Flats' also is used in place for an explicit word.

1. 'Shut up, you flats!'
2. 'Ahh, your such a flats!'
3. 'Shut the flats up!'

by Shaqman February 21, 2007

Flats

Gay or straight

Do you like flats or drums

by Cookie1963 June 11, 2018

Flats

Fat ass motherfucker. Preferably a security guard. Often resembling “Flats the Flounder” from SpongeBob squarepants

Oh shit it’s flats, we can’t throw shit anymore

by Bocus January 27, 2022

Flats

A famous Overwatch 2 TikToker who Streams on Twitch occasionally.

Joe: Flats is such a good Reinhardt player.

Michael: Fr fr he's literally my favorite Tiktoker and I watch all of his videos. He's so funny bro 💀

by iceolated January 9, 2023

Flats or drums

refers to the woman’s body flats meaning no/ little butt or boobs and drums meaning a lot/ big butts and boobs

guy 1: yeo matt what do you prefer flats or drums?
guy 2: mhm, i like to grasp those drums all night.

by hockey star j dawg June 15, 2018

All Flats

An order of chicken wings which is comprised exclusively of the "flat" pieces of a chicken wing.

Restaurant staff are often annoyed when patrons order "all flats", especially on busy nights.

by WavesofSound88 May 24, 2017