Flat Stanley

One who lacks size in the boob/butt region, and therefore appears paper-thin from a side view.

(Girl walks past)
Guy 1- Dude she's hot I would bang her.
Guy 2- No way dude did u see her ass??
Guy 1- No I didn't.
Guy 2- Exactly cuz she's a flat stanley.

(Girl slips through crack in locked door, leaving the rest of the party to wait outside)
Student: Damn she's such a flat stanley.

by Two Jews in the Back January 27, 2011

flat stanley

blowing your load while you're soft

d'jessica couldn't even get me hard, but i still blew my load flat stanley style

by shwoogie May 15, 2010

flat stanley

when you think your thin enough to squeeze between an oncoming train and it's platform. (it never ends well.)

alright guys, what have we got here?

young caucasian male, multiple rip wounds, looks like he thought he was flat stanley.

by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019

flat stanley

a fighting move that slams a guy down.

i gave him a flat stanley.

by daman October 28, 2003

Flat Stanley

To screw someone so hard they become flat. An extremely rare occurence, but can happen.

Fredrick: How did last night go?
Bill: Dude, I flat stanleyed het so bad.
Fredrick: Nicely done.

by schmookerdingle August 29, 2014

flat stanley

A flattened boy fluttering in the wind on a string being lead along

Russel Hantz is the greatest flat stanley of allllll time

by thenavneet January 4, 2018

Flat Stanley

a boy who looks undernourished, he also has a specific fashion: graphic tees, flannels, extra baggy jeans ( because they are skinny).

Her crush is a flat stanley.

by dontbesensitive December 1, 2019