Flash Gordon

A dude that has to flash his jewelry, cash, cars, or expensive possessions to get girls.

Man#1: Look at homie over there tryin' to Mack on Becky.

Man#2: Oh that ain't nobody but Flash Gordon!!! She wouldn't even stop to talk to him if that fool wasn't drvin' a brand new Cl 500. Dude has no game.

by boo&brasen October 29, 2014

Flash Gordon

An alcoholic drink to be consumed during move-in weekend on a college campus. Ingredients include: Mountain Dew, Vodka, and Orange Kool Aid.

Best served in the Mountain Dew bottle.

Hey I just got the Kool Aid and all the freshman are moving in. Let's go crazy with some Flash Gordon

by xx5858 August 30, 2011

Flash Gordon

When you smoke a cone whilst chucking a shit and you time it so the cone punches as the shit leaves your asshole

I just did the gnarliest Flash Gordon the toilets fucked

by Tommy cox November 19, 2014

flash gordons

oxy moron of very tired ass sneakers. they are so old that the pieces of the shit are coming apart, primarily worn by the UGLIEST people

Flash !! Gordons, flying through the sky, flasy !! Gordons, sneakers in disguise,
then you proceed to laugh insanely

by Incediblystylish April 24, 2005

Flash Gordan

Gordon Freeman in Half life 2 (substance mod). Gordon now has bullet time and alot of weapons for him to go crazy with. he is stronger, faster and ready to destroy the Combine Citadel. Truelly traveling faster than light he pwns the Combine forces, and some times he goes into Uber Flash Gordan mode which lets him be invincible and noclip through walls(sv_cheats 1) Saver of earth, scientist, bullet time maniac, overall cool guy.

Flash Gordan just threw Dr. Breen out of the Citadel window, and then flying down after Breen to kill him and make an awsome matrix style landing from about 2 miles in the sky.

by Alpha Raptor May 13, 2005