urban flashlight

Lumination provided by an incendiary with great risk to the urbanites

Having set the rag alit he stuffed in his 40 to find the keys to ride his niggers home.

He's so MacGynigger. Puttering his pimpwagon he drive by torched the faggy rice rocket with tonight's urban flashlight.

by Hellion Shores January 14, 2013

mental flashbang

Something so unexpected or outlandish that you shut down for a second. Usually without clarification from the speaker.

Bill: "I was eating these really good chips that I found at Dan's house but I didn't know the name. turns out I was actually eating his cat's shit"
Hank: "..."
Bill: "...so I was at the arcade the other day..."
Hank: "What the fuck dude? you're just gonna drop a mental flashbang like that?"

by dpgf April 15, 2021

Feashting

Sticking your hand up a person's ass and then grabbing shit and then pulling it out and eating it like ice cream.

I was feashting with him last night.

by Xelatnt January 28, 2012

flashlight cop

Security guards who are only equipped with a flashlight and maybe some keys; typically found in malls.

The man was happy to become a flashlight cop, because he would make easy money doing absolutely nothing that was exciting or dangerous.

by wildstyle November 11, 2009

Flashbanged

Getting unexpectedly blinded by something bright such as a flashlight

I just got Flashbanged by that lamp, becareful

by JurassicEels May 20, 2018

Flushing

The act of drinking very quickly and consuming a large amount of liquid. Can be beers or liquor or both simultaneously. Compared to a toilet flushing water.

Damn, look at Dan, that kid is flushing beers.

by Flush Master September 15, 2012

Flashbang

When you cum in a girls eyes and slap her in the face while screaming

Yo dan I flashbanged your nan last night

by Master jacker July 31, 2020