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flasher fitz

A 2nd Lt. in the Canadian Army who flashes his balls at people out in the field. He usually unzips, tucks his wiener up and lets his scroate hang down. Very unbecoming for an officer in the Queen's Army. Very unbecoming indeed.
So there I was, enjoying a nice apple in my tent when out of no where, Flasher Fitz pops in, shows me his sack and then runs back out. By the time I had recovered, he had disappeared.
by TheUnknownSoldier October 11, 2006
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Flasher's Wife

Lauren "Qbert" Boebert's husband exposed himself to underage girls in a bowling alley, which makes her The Flasher's Wife
by Uncle Joosie May 12, 2022
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twelve o'clock flasher

A person with no idea how to use any kind of technology. The joke is, all digital clocks, stereos, DVD players, VCRs and so on have their displays flashing 0:00 or 12:00 (twelve o'clock) because the person in question has no idea how to set the time, let alone use any other function offered.
{When standing behind someone at an ATM for a very long time} - What is taking him so long? He must be a twelve o'clock flasher..

I knew i was dealing with a twelve o'clock flasher when she put the CD in data side up.

Can you believe it?! He was trying to use his DVD-ROM to read a floppy! Bloody twelve o'clock flashers!
by Dass Booty October 27, 2003
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titty flasher

A kitty flasher is a girl who will show her boobs in order to get a set of Mardi Gras beads.
Clarissa was a novice titty flasher. She got a haul of 34 Mardi Gras beads from flashing her titties.
by Angel of the Morning February 5, 2020
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12:00 Flasher

Someone so stupid when it comes to technology that they can't program any appliance in their house, thus they are always flashing "12:00."
"There is no way to get a 12:00 Flasher on the Internet! I've seen guys eat their own headsets trying!" - Wes from Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie, "Welcome to the Internet Help Desk"
by superslacker87 August 29, 2005
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Hollywood Flasher

A device used by hollywood that makes it appear that shoots are being fired.
When you see an actor and shots are being fired around him and dirt is flying up to show where the shots are missing. The Hollywood Flasher is used to create this effect.
by 3oh!8 January 18, 2010
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Jarrow Flasher

An infamous person located in the small place of Jarrow, in Newcastle (England). He frequently exposes others to his pasty white body and tiny twig and berries in order to gratify his sick sexual thrills.
I saw the Jarrow Flasher last night..

No shit! Where?

Where do you think numpty, in Jarrow! He jumped out of the bushes and exposed his man parts. At least I think they were man parts. It was very cold... Dirty Jarrow Flasher
by phillwillkill July 28, 2011
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