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Mississippi Flapjack

"Hey did you hear about Dustin Adams dropping his pants and giving his sister a Mississippi flapjack?"
by HughJayness February 26, 2017
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flipping my flapjack

"making me happy", "giving me satisfaction"
"This Denver omelette is really flipping my flapjack"
"Football never really flipped my flapjack. I've always been a baseball guy."
by Dave Black Irish September 22, 2011
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backdoor flapjack

the act of of titty fucking ones buttox covered in hott maple syrup then preceeding to wipe off the syrup and secretions with a pancake and eat
Chris: Hey man, how was your morning? David: It was good, me and macy made like three backdoor flapjacks. Chris: Damn man any leftovers?
by jordayler February 23, 2011
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The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack

The only cartoon making Cartoon Network worth watching these days, and the most brilliant thing that ever existed since The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy was cancelled.

Created by Mark "Thurop" Van Orman, who also wrote the storyboard for The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

This cartoon follows the misdadventures of Flapjack, a sweet-natured, naive, ADVENTURE thirsting little boy, accompanied by Captain K'nuckles and their Whale, Bubby, in their treacherous search for Candied Island.

Loved by many for its ever so slightly deliciously disturbing animation, hilariously twisted situations, and young Flap's adorable antics.
The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack is so goddam roflworthy.
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Flapjack: "ADVENTURE!! .. NYAHEEHEENYAANEEYAA!!"
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Creepy old man: ".. I'll play a game with you! Hahaha! Wets pway a bathwoom game! ... You WIN! Hahahahahah! YOU WIN! Hahahahaha! YOU WIN hahahaa! YOU WIN! Hahahaha! YOU WIN! Hahahaha! Hahahaha!"

Flapjack: "Well you need to grow up!"

Creepy old man: "GROW UP?! I'M DIRTY-EIGHT YEARS OLD!"

*incredibly creepish visual on screen*

Dude. Look up "creepy old man flapjack" on youtube and I promise you'll laugh.
by ItsAlrightI'mADoctor March 7, 2010
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flapjack tits

/ˈflapˌjak tits/
noun

North American

Breasts that, when a woman is naked, hang or sag down in a way that makes them resemble flapjacks or pancakes. It is especially apparent when she bends over.
With her bra on she looked like she had a huge rack. When she took off the bra I could see she actually had flapjack tits.
by Aeytrious March 2, 2017
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Saggy Flapjacks

The saggiest boobs ever. Usually defined by grammas, old women and guys who spend too much time at KFC and McDonalds.
"Dude! Did you see that fat-ass at KFC?"

"Hell yeah! You could see his saggy flapjacks through his shirt! Ewwwwwwwww..."
by ReconnaissanceTeamLS97 March 29, 2012
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