Fladumy

A dorky wonderful persont the best bf in the world, extremley hard-headed at times bt otherwise awesome

thoughtful, caring and kind loves Kingdom Hearts and eating all in all very easy to love and befriend <333

Look at that dork wearing a kingdom heart shirt, must be a fladumy

by 'kay April 19, 2010

flaumatised

Confused, flummoxed, weary, just damn tired.

After last night not only do i feel like a trunchonion i am also flaumatised.

I am so darn flaumatised i cant think straight.

by kiwichik April 15, 2008

Flachmufinoasbitch

(Flat chest muhfuckin ho ass bitch).

Basically a bee-otch dat aint got no titties but iz still a ho)

The word is slurred together in a fast way and there is emphasis on the bitch.

You need to get yo act together and quit bein' a flachmufinoasbitch!

by Slimm March 16, 2003

flaumig

It's German. And means FUZZY! Or FLUFFY!

That pillow is so flaumig that I fall asleep as soon as my head hits it!

by Daylily May 20, 2014

Flacurbager

When one is so flaccid their penis falls off.

My husband is flacurbager.

by Jeff MacAger May 5, 2022

Jonathan flaum

Has a massive cock and is crazy with the ladies

I couldn’t even fit Jonathan flaums cock in my mouth last night

by Maxi pad man November 16, 2019

flavum

when youre lying and have no other word to use

"oh mike, yeah he went to uh, *cough* flavum *cough*

by inevitablyme811 December 1, 2004