fabooser

N.

1 A loser on facebook

2 Anyone who creates a page or profile on a social networking site with the sole intention of promoting their business or political agenda
3 Anyone who is rather characterless or dull on a social networking site.

"Did you see that Congressman Shmoe has a MySpace account now?"
"OMG, nobody cares about his plan to restore fiscal whatever... he's such a fabooser!"

"I never should have taught my fabooser mother-in-law how to use facebook... now all of her fabooser church friends are trying to save my eternal soul..."

"I see that your manager is following your twitter... I guess you can't tweet about what a fabooser he is..."

by TWP (triflin' white person) September 3, 2009

Fagbooker

People who are at the age of where they should have a facebook. But refuse to get one because they want there backgrounds on myspace of weed because they want people to believe that they smoke it.

Girl 1: Last night i was looking at Jasons pictures on facebook, why dont you have one.

Boy: because i have to keep people thinking that i actually smoke weed

Girl: Oh so your a fagbooker

by heatlions22 July 11, 2009

flooker

1. common people..flook as in, to mess up, and fucker, like yer gonna fuck, so a flooker is someone who talks real big about all the ass they get, when really they fuck up
2. it can also be someone who pussies out before sex
3. someone who can get a viager, (see viager)

so you didnt nail her? jeez yer a mad flooker!
man u talk all this shit and ye rnothin but a flooker

by Al March 1, 2004

flabover

The fat rolls that hang over the top of large woman's bra

OMG! Did you see her flabover?

by fatgirlstattoo September 19, 2020

Flamboomery

a slang that basically means “incendiary grenade explosion”.

Ralsei: THAT IS SOME TOTAL FLAMBOOMERY!
Leon: what the fuck?

by ralseilordofchangedmemes February 20, 2023

flabookie

a ginger person with glasses that is something more than just "flabet"

"hoooold nu kææææft hvor du flabookie i daaaag"

by flowrid3r September 13, 2025