Flabbing Shit Twister

When a 70+ year old female flops her saggy titties on your face, while twisting your nipples, while you shit on the floor

Derek: “My grandma lost her denchers and won’t stop nagging about it.”
Joe: “Oh she left them over at my place right after she gave me a flabbing shit twister.”

by Iloveyoujonathon May 15, 2018

flabbin

Taking your fat roll with both hands, and shaking it to-and-fro, creating a hypnotic effect for any disturbed onlookers.

Jerry was flabbin' so much the other day, I just couldn't take my eyes off of it. At the same time, I wanted to vomit.

by bsislow March 1, 2007

Flavabang

The act of finger fornicating a female after eating a bag of flaming hot Cheetos.

I straight flavabanged Lisa after lunch today dog!

by da' gov'nah December 17, 2008

Flabalanche

A person carrying lots of fat and flab, often wearing leggings

Ew, it's a flabalanche!
That is well manky -that fat momma's peach leggings, flabalanche!

by User_87 December 12, 2014

flabbingle

to reject a kiss from someone.

first girl: "hey babe how was last night? kiss anyone?"

second girl: "hey all these randoms came onto me but i flabbingled them all!"

by alyse-emma and brooke November 28, 2007

Flabalanche

What falls out of your T-shirt when you are pulling your hoodie over your head...

She refused to take off her shirit in the hot tub in hopes that no one would mention her flabalanche.

by BorderlineBarbie June 18, 2016

flabbing

fiddling with your belly, leg or arm fat.

i was bored so i started flabbing

by bo$$ tiger December 7, 2016