Food fitting

The act of extending the 5 second rule to fit ones personal speed of picking up their damned food.

person 1: *drops food* "5 second rule!... I mean 10 second rule! 20 second rule.... FUCK THIS 30 second rule!"

half an hour later...

person 1: "1800 second rule...!"

person 2: that's not what you dropped, you fucking food fitting retard.

by dudebizho November 6, 2009

fizzing at the bung

To be in a state of intense excitement.

"Mate, I'm so excited about that concert on Saturday, I'm practically fizzing at the bung!"

by GingerNinja August 23, 2006

Dick Fitting

A consultation, between man and woman, in which each evaluates a prospective sexual partner. A largely transactional encounter, the man will insert his erect penis into the woman's vagina, such that each party can determine if the size, tightness etc. is to their liking, and a sexual relationship is viable.

Gwendolyn : Hey Julie, you want to come over to my place tonight and watch Sex In The City in our pajamas ?

Julie : Can't make it, I've got Trevor coming over for dinner and a dick fitting.

Gwendolyn : Oh that's right, well let me now how it goes. I just had a dick fitting with Chad last week - that boy's size, does not fit all!

Julie : Trust me, you don't need to tell me that. I had to push Trevor's cock fitting back two weeks because of Chad.

by The Rockit April 27, 2010

Feitzinger

A Feitzinger is most likely German with some type of Italian. They are outgoing and clinically insane, but they still throw good parties. They are hard workers apart from there bad habits and know what they have to do before they spend all there money on drugs. American Feitzinger dwell in New York and the luck ones have made it off Long Island to grace the rural towns of Upstates NY. But traditionally they are raised on the Island.

Did you see the booty on that Feitzinger?

by AFEITZINGER January 22, 2009

fitting in

Also known as being a trendwhore.

kid: hay i want to fit in

Me: Go fuck yourself.

by Blahb April 22, 2005

futzing around

wasting time with tomfoolery and shinanigans, especially while at work.

Manager: Quit futzing around, for the love of GOD!!!
(While watching two idiots fling food at eachother and do anything but work while at work)

by kiki11 July 7, 2006

fizzing

The act of simultaneously pooping and ejactulating. Term comes from the combination of the words jizz and feces. This usually happens when something is so exciting and/or arousing that it causes one to not only ejaculate, but also shit oneself. Fizzing can often be accompanied by loud outbursts, moaning, and hurried trips to the bathroom.

Jon: "Wow, did you see Ronaldo's goal last night?"
Bob: "Yeah, it was awesome. I saw it on Sportscenter and started fizzing."

by reddevil2345 June 17, 2009