firetruck

a watermelon

Man i am craving a delicious firetruck

by deucesdoesntmeanpeace December 17, 2010

Firetruck

1) A guy who is scared of initiating conversation or making a move on a girl.

2) A guy who will make up any excuse, no matter how lame, in order to not talk to a girl.

* In reference to the "STAY BACK 500 FEET!" sign on the back of a firetruck.

Alex: That girl is soo hot over there.
Danny: Make a move then, go talk to her!
Alex: Nah, it's ok. She probably has a boyfriend anyways.
Danny: You firetruck motherfucker I hate you.

by dasjew September 30, 2010

firetruck

Becoming so intoxicated as to lose control of one's bladder whilst passed out. As far as I can determine, the term orginated in, and is mainly used in, Oceania.

"Ben was so wasted last night he ended up firetrucking on my couch, the bastard."
"Yuck!"

by Puddinlover July 1, 2006

Firetruck

Anword that starts with f and ends with uck but isn't fuck.

A firetruck can save lives.

by waterililicious August 6, 2012

Firetruck

Gay anal sex without lubrication and using water to dose the burning sensation at the end

"Dude, I firetrucked some guy and I had to use a gallon of water to get rid of the burn"

by MonsterMexican March 10, 2016

Firetruck

1. a shiny pink window - see also: sex

2. a shiny dildo wrapped in marijuana leaves that you light on fire and extinguish with your tongue or mouth - see also: pot-dildo

1. The pink Firetruck glimmered in the sunlight.

2. Wow, Liz got an orgasm, a high, and a 3rd degree burn with that Firetruck!

by erik February 21, 2005

Firetruck

another word for a mentally challenged individual

Your such a firetruck!!

by Slim Steph July 15, 2008