Spanish Fireplace

When a girl queefs under the covers and shoves her friend/partner's head under and makes them smell it.

"Dude, she just let one rip and shoved my head under the blankets! It was nasty!"
"She gave you a dutch oven?"
"No, it came out the front!"
"GROSS A SPANISH FIREPLACE."

by goatrul3z March 13, 2010

fireblade

The foundation of all sportbikes. The CBR "fireblade" produced by Honda is one of the top selling sporbikes world wide. Extreemly high build quality and a perfect blend of Power and Flickability. The Fireblade is also credited for being one of the top machines in racing and extreme stunt riding. Many critics say that without the fireblade sportbikes would be no where near what they are today.

The Honda fireblade is a fantastic motorcycle.

by KungFu April 1, 2005

ripped out fireplace

A Phrase that means after a hard sex session, the lady genitals look like a ripped out fireplace

Carol Smilie

by Phil Bowers September 12, 2003

rumford fireplace

Count Rumford, a physicist and inventor for whom the Rumford fireplace was named, designed what is considered to be the most efficient fireplace of all time. His design has been considered state of the art all over the world since the 1790’s.

Kev, what happened with that chick last night at après ski?

Dude, we went back to my place and she told me was a virgin and I thought, “not for long.” Then I spent the whole night breaking trail in front of the rumford fireplace.

by UrbanDick802 January 21, 2013

Firefaker

Someone who habitually lies about having many professions and claims to be a Firefighter.

"Catlin you are not a firefighter, What you are is a firefaker. "

by Gutenbergs whore February 12, 2010

Australian Fireblaze

The act of farting and queefing repeatedly under a blanket and trapping someone under it for them to smell your bodily gas and fluids.

Kerri: {farting and queefing} ... hehehehee!
Lauren: Kerri, what was that?
Kerri: Oh, I'm just brewing an Australian Fireblaze under my blanket for Anna when she wakes up.

by ilovemyjawaylin March 1, 2011

Firelake

1. A chain of operations from the Shawnee Tribe; Citizen Potowatomi Nation. Includes Firelake Discount Foods, The Entertainment Center, Firelake Express, Firelake Grand Casino, and let's not forget the snowcone stand.

2.A mutant creation below Shawnee, spawned from the bowels of hell that includes a grocery store, a casino, a bingo center, a smoke shop, a police station, and soon to be a Subway.

If they could come together and form a giant robot, they probably would.

1. "I won big at Firelake!

2."I heard you went shopping at Firelake, Let me see your scar.

by smokythebandit August 16, 2009