Either a tool used to protect your computer from outside invaders, or a
complete jackass who pretends to be a programmer in just about every language other than Visual Basic. Makes himself feel better by creating false
definitions of people with a higher capacity of thinking than his own. Tends to think that Windows, despite it being the most popular Operating System in the world, is a horrible platform to dev for (as if it would matter for him).
Uses strange
misspellings of words in order to seem cool, but it does the opposite.