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Fingerlinging

A sexual fetish involving feces. Steps are as follows:

1. Person A fingers Person B up the ass until Person B shits.
2. Person A catches shit in his/her palm.
3. Person A puts shit in mouth and chews until nice and mushy (mushier than regular shit but not liquidy).
4. Person B opens mouth, then Person A spits shit in like a bird feeding its young.
5. Person B swallows shit, thereby completing the fingerling.
1. I was fingerlinging him so hard it was like his colon ripped open. Then he got it all back.
by ChaosMongrel November 23, 2011
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Fingerling Brothers and Barnum and Bay Leaves Burger

A burger that comes with fingerling potatoes and is flavored with bay leaves
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Fingerling Brothers and Barnum and Bay Leaves Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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fingerling

"Do you mind? i'm fingerling my girlfriend!"
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Fingerlings

Ring like objects worn over half of the finger, usually made out of fabric, vinyl or leather.
The basketball team wore matching fingerlings at the homecoming game.
by TyC Fingerlings June 9, 2010
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fingerling

When a girl fingers herself while simultaneously fangirling. This phenomenon is most commonly occurs while reading smut and other forms of dirty fan fiction.
A Directioner: "I was totally fingerling while reading After–the Harry Styles version of 50 Shades of Grey."
by OkeyDokeyThen October 23, 2014
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Fingerlings

An under-appreciated piece of writing or art
Gabriella Morena's poems are true fingerlings.
by DetailedLies August 6, 2014
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fingerling

When a girl fingers herself while simultaneously fangirling. This phenomenon most commonly occurs while reading smut and other forms of dirty fan fiction.
Directioner: "I was totally fingerling while reading After, the Harry Styles version of 50 Shades of Grey."
by OkeyDokeyThen October 23, 2014
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