filet mignon

adj.; a euphemism for flaming, used because of both its phonetic resemblance and because of its connotation of sophistication
A: that guy is flaming yo
B: that guy is filet mignon
by language_sentinel August 18, 2005
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filet mignon

Treating yourself to a session of masturbation with a condom on, this way you barely have to clean up.
Once a week john treats himself to a filet mignon
by Nuchibuchi September 04, 2006
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filet mignon that pussy

When you don't just eat that pussy, you savor every bite like i'ts the best piece of meat you've ever eaten.
I can't wait to filet mignon that pussy.
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filet mignon

The man was known for performing a "filet mignon".
The man was "filleting the mignon" while he watched porn.
by BAD1983 February 17, 2008
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Filet Mignonitis

A disorder that affects a select few. It is cause by a lack of protein, found only in Filet Mignon, in the brain. Those who suffer from this disorder can see a decrease in productivity if a suitable amount of Filet Mignon is not ingested.

Side effects may include a level of grumpiness, shortened temper, and boisterousness.
The office ordered lunch for all employees, but failed to account for John's Filet Mignonitis. The office suffered greatly for this over-site.
by Weazul March 28, 2013
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Filet Mignon of Tubesteak

A Filet Mignon of Tubesteak is a Perfect Dick like mine that some lucky guys have.
My roomie, Matt, says that I have a Filet Mignon of Tubesteak for a dick, but my dick is just like his -- when I suck him off - it's like sucking myself!
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filet your mignon

i wanna filet your mignon.
by booxy August 23, 2017
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