figitated

The state of being fidgety and agitated (and/or irritated).

Bubby figitated, as he was on his fourth Jolt while waiting for his spouse to get ready for the evening. He should just relax. They were already an hour late, and another 10 minutes won't make a damn bit of difference anyway.

by Bubby Well October 25, 2009

Figit

A person in a romantic relationship with another person of the same sex but having no desire to be physically involved with each other.

I love that figit but I don't want his wanky in my pooper.

My figit has beautiful large chi chis but I don't want to suck on them.

by sexmow April 28, 2010

Figit

1. a piece of shit that cant pronounce fagot and cant say Simpsons

2. a little retarted boy that is usually around the age of 9 and has A.D.D.

3. A kid who can not play madden 10 and so he Hail Marys every play

a little retarted boy in seaford is a huge figit figit figit( spazing out)

by brother-of-the-retard December 28, 2009

figit spinners

The new and improved generation of retarded children.

Oh jee, figit spinners.

by Im here for some reason. May 27, 2017

figit spinner

It's a toy for kids that have ADHD. Its a hand toy that u spin and adds a breeze feeling which gets addicting. They sell them at 7-Eleven and other gas stations for about $10

Aye Dicky is selling them figit spinners at lunch for $10.

by Jellyfam_uzi May 21, 2017

adult figit spinner

When a woman suspended herself in the air and the man laying under her put his penis in her mouth and begins to spin her

Bro we and my girl were just playing adult figit spinner

by Radude6969 November 13, 2017

idjit figit

1 a clumsy action

2 a completely incompetent person
3 an exclamation of surprise / annoyance

Example:
1 I was walking down the street and fell over . Such an idjit figit moment !
2 *Lucy kicks Izzy * Izzy mutters : "Lucy's such an idjit figit !"
3 I forgot my idjit figit bag ! / Idjit figit ! I forgot my bag !

0_o

Oh idjit figit !

by geko14 February 19, 2015