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Firey

The opposite of Coiny who won the island but let everyone but his friend on the island
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Christian Fidelis

A variation of meme who, upon making eye contact, will either absent-mindedly bite his top lip and wink at you or attack you with all manner of heinous verbal insults and accusations (with the occasional threat of anal rape). This is entirely dependent on the target's gender. A Christian Fidelis can often be seen wearing long sleeve t-shirts affiliated with any street wear label that charges over $100 AUD for cheap quality apparel. The majority of a Christian Fidelis' time is spent in the company of a Muche Shumba, a professional photographer and lord of "gathos". When not riding the Muche Shumba, a Christian Fidelis will either make attempts to get his attention or incessantly pester him for favours including, but not limited to:

- asking for photographs
- begging for compliments on fashion sense; hairstyle and "shoe game";

- and general approval and acceptance of existence.

The most effective way to successfully provoke a Christian Fidelis is to suggest that the relationship shared between him and the Muche has escalated from friendship to one where sexual activity is desired. The defensive mechanism a Christian Fidelis will employ in retaliation to said provocation involve:
- calling the offender a homosexual
- making a page on Instagram dedicated to roasting the offender
- crying to the Muche and other gatho veterans for support

One distinct physical feature found on a Christian Fidelis is a rapidly receding hairline.
Guy 1: "Hey, look at this photo taken by Muche Shumba."
Guy 2: "Hahaha look at his hair, it's the same as my grandpa's!"
Guy 1: "I know right, what a Christian Fidelis."
by LeanMeanBeanMachine June 8, 2016
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Filey rules

When you’re playing a game and you are operating outside of the official rules of a game, or when the rules are being made up as you go along. This is known as Filey rules.
Player A: The taxes go to free parking and whoever lands on it can collect the cash !
Player B: That’s not the real rules of Monopoly
Player A: Yeah but we’re playing Filey rules
by Djembali January 28, 2022
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Fidel Alcohol Syndrome

When you consume mass libations and begin acting like a vicious dictator, ordering people around and treating others like your subordinates.
Castro wakes up and sees that Carlos has a black eye.
"What happened to you cuz?"- Castro
"You got completely hammered and developed Fidel Alcohol Syndrome. After you tried to start a fight with the bouncer for not letting you in, I told you to calm down, then you punched me in the face!"-Carlos
"Sorry cuz, I totally blacked out!"-Castro
by Pterodactyl, Meghan January 14, 2008
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Bona Fide

yo, am bona fide when it comes to hustlin son!
by Shar August 29, 2004
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fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich

1. An Overly hairy vagina with large, brownish, floppy labia.
(Think Arby's Roast Beef) Refers to Cuban leader, Fidel Castro, who has thick, coarse beard. Like most beards, could be mistaken for pubic hair.

2. Fidel Castro, leader of Cuba, feasting on a sandwich of roast beef.
1. "Damn, that girl last night had a crazy pussy. It looked like fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich."

2. "I saw that Fidel Castro at Arby's eating roast beef. What a cool guy."
by smitty984 March 19, 2007
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Fidel

Very cool guy who gets all the girls. And usually has 4 best friends
by Catdog December 19, 2016
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