a fiddle

it's a fiddle, Brit slang for fraud, a con.

bum hocks a fiddle. a week later rich dude offers pawnbroker $2k for it. Pawnbroker asks dude to return after bum comes to redeem the fiddle. Bum returns, pawnbroker offers $500, bum gets him up to $1k & splits. Dude never returns, pawnbroker has worthless fiddle, bum & dude party. Old English con job.

by Labadabbadoo April 12, 2008

Fiddle

What rednecks call a violin.

Somewhere in Houston, TX
'My, what a nice violin you have there!'
'Viowhat? This here's a fiddle, ma'am.'

by Fruf January 2, 2009

fiddle

to gently rub or play with: tickle

He fiddled my asshole.

by adam February 16, 2005

on the fiddle

an irish phrase denoting the act of underhandedly accepting a bribe for services rendered.

that rompf must be on the fiddle; how else could he afford unused condoms?

by himself o'leary November 19, 2004

fiddle

FIdldle- Noun- Someone who is pursuing someone in a romantic way and keeps getting led on and let down.

"man, she did it again."
"damn, bro! she playin you like a fiddle!"

by lilb00tyh0le January 5, 2019

Fiddle

A gathering of 4 or more gingers in close vicinity. Each individual ginger is referred to as a "string"

"Check out all of the gingers here, 1 more string and we'll have a fiddle."

by BEE EF DEE November 22, 2013

fiddle

1. To cheat someone of money.
2. APpears in the UK sitcom "Blackadder" (series 3) as a rude word (when looking up the words "Fart, Fiddle, Fornicate" in Dr Johnson's first dictionary). Quite what 'fiddle' is intended to mean in this context is not clear.

John's on the fiddle.
I will fiddle the books.

by Ian Chode October 29, 2003