fiddletage

Not a hand job but a mere fiddle of the penis.

She nearly gave him a hand job but she gave him a fiddletage instead.

by mambocheese June 28, 2011

fiddlesticks and flapdoodle

a very cool thing that professor yaffle says when he can't believe something. go bagpuss!

ahh fiddlesticks and flapdoodle!!

by :poisonedheart: January 14, 2004

Fiddlesticks

An annoying scarecrow who likes to throw malevolent birds at people in League of Legends. See Crowstorm.

Fiddlesticks mia.

Oh god look out for Crowstorm!

by Phyroxis October 19, 2012

Fiddleditz

The act of being simultaneously drunk and high.

pronunciation: fid-dul-ditz

plural form: fiddleditzed

I showed up at the party late, and by the smell of pot and cans all around, I knew they were all fiddleditzed.

by bgood2me944 March 1, 2009

Fiddlesticks

One of over 70 playable Champions from League of Legends. Fiddlesticks's abilities are TERRIFY, which causes the target to run around uncontrollably, DRAIN, which deals magic damage per second to the target and gives it to Fiddlesticks as health, DARK WIND, which silences a target and bounces to a nearby enemy up to 10 times, and CROWSTORM, which takes a 2-second channeling duration before teleporting to target location with a swarm of damaging crows around him. Fiddlesticks is an Ability Power champion and therefore, is quite fragile if you don't build him defensively.

Agh, Fiddlesticks just killed me with his Crowstorm+Flash+Terrify+Drain+Exhaust combo!!

by league_of_legends_fanatic_1234 May 14, 2011

fiddlesticks

Used to be a swear-word back in the mid 1900s. Now it's replaced by damn, shit, or fuck.

The dog's digging in my garden again! Oh fiddlesticks!

by AYB May 28, 2003

fiddlepip

An expression of exasperation commonly used when one pours sour milk over ones bowl of conflakes in the morning when its bucketing down rain outside and you've got to cycle into work and don't have time to get anything else to eat... and you've been dumped the night before... and you've got a chillblain... and you've lost your place in the book you were reading... and you've got one of those tickly coughs that won't go away.. and you've stepped on an upturned plug in your socks just before.

"Ah goddamn fiddlepip!"

by Podge, Paul, Dave, Sean August 26, 2006