Fiddle

A strange beast who's name is often used to scare young children.
This creature is known to urinate anywhere and anywhere without prejudice.
Has mother issues and can often pass out without warning.

"Stop that or the Fiddle will get you"

"pffft, he drinks like a Fiddle"

by Harry Shingles April 18, 2008

fiddle

Someone who is easily tricked or manipulated (or rather, played) by others. Usually too nice for their own good. Derived from the phrase "playing someone like a fiddle"

That guy is such a fiddle, next thing you know everyone will be taking advantage of him.

by lightning_troubadour July 04, 2014

fiddled

A word similar triggered. Used to express outrage and anger.

Venom Snake: Kaz got so fiddled after Mother Base blew up.
Huey: Yeah that was pretty funny lol.

by McDonell Benedict Miller April 22, 2017

Fiddling

The art of female masturbation.

I'm fiddling so leave me be!
I really need to fiddle.

by indiana princess October 31, 2010

a fiddle

it's a fiddle, Brit slang for fraud, a con.

bum hocks a fiddle. a week later rich dude offers pawnbroker $2k for it. Pawnbroker asks dude to return after bum comes to redeem the fiddle. Bum returns, pawnbroker offers $500, bum gets him up to $1k & splits. Dude never returns, pawnbroker has worthless fiddle, bum & dude party. Old English con job.

by Labadabbadoo April 12, 2008

fiddle

to gently rub or play with: tickle

He fiddled my asshole.

by adam February 16, 2005

on the fiddle

an irish phrase denoting the act of underhandedly accepting a bribe for services rendered.

that rompf must be on the fiddle; how else could he afford unused condoms?

by himself o'leary November 19, 2004