Helps constipation.
Protip: Excess consumtion of metamucil fiber will lead to explosive diarrhea before long.
Protip: Excess consumtion of metamucil fiber will lead to explosive diarrhea before long.
I hadent taken a shit in 3 days so I ate 4 metamucil fiber wafers...all seemed well untill I spent the night sitting on the toilet with lava poop.
by PooMasterFlash January 23, 2009
Get the fibermug. Look at what barney fag and the rest of the dummycrats have done to this country! Damn fiberals!!!!!
by super richard weed March 28, 2009
Get the fiberalmug. A method by which one ensures maximum voiding of solid consumables, often to avoid adverse health effects from the matter consumed; i.e., consuming large amounts of fiber supplements immediately prior to and after a meal. The initial fiber intake provides the base, or "anvil," upon which the meal will rest. The final fiber intake, or "hammer," sits upon the meal. The resulting combined pressure of the "anvil" and "hammer" upon the meal, referred to as the "fiber vice," ensures effective and complete voiding of the meal to the subject's supreme satisfaction.
"I had a double bacon cheeseburger today, but don't worry, I deployed a fiber vice. Tomorrow morning, after I take the inevitable massive dump, it will be as if it never happened."
by ChuckTrips95 August 14, 2014
Get the fiber vicemug. fahy-ber b-l-ast- Verb - When you haven't eaten enough fiber and you know your shit is going to spray feces on whatever you are pointing your ass towards.
by are^s May 1, 2015
Get the Fiber Blastmug. We call our friend, “Fiber Boy” because he ranks among the world’s champion Supershitters and so we have a parade every year to celebrate his prolific pooping powers!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021
Get the Fiber Boymug. by Steve_Juggernaut April 2, 2011
Get the Fiber Depositmug. Little pieces of debris in an unwanted area. Usually prick hairs, crumbs, or dust that is hard to remove.
by Cuck Fin July 15, 2016
Get the chinsel fibermug.